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35 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Like everyone else, I was obsessed with dinosaurs as a child. Unlike everyone else, I never grew out of it. I'm uncomfortable in loose pants. I enjoy the tranquil beauty of rural areas, but I get anxious if I'm away from the city for too long. I like to eat out occasionally, but I'm generally much happier spending a few hours to create a restaurant-quality experience, complete with cocktails and wine pairings, in my own kitchen. I'm an ardent atheist, but I still go bonkers for holidays (let's face it: they're mostly secular affairs these days anyway). It's taken me most of my life, but I am finally comfortable admitting that I'm from New Jersey.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make comic books. While this is lucrative beyond imagining, I still find time to work in a restaurant a few days a week. After all, I'd hate to become one of those cartoonists whose vast wealth puts them out of touch with the common man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Aside from drawing in perfect three-point perspective and other comic book bullshit nobody cares about, I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. I will also make you a preposterously delicious whiskey sour.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Those not immediately bowled over by my devastating good looks will note my cunning wit and irresistible charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite novels are Sirens of Titan, by Kurt Vonnegut, The Information, by Martin Amis, The Loved One, by Evelyn Waugh, and The Green Man, by Kingsley Amis. My favorite short story is The Piazza Barberini, by Nicola Barker. Her novels are great, too, but Jesus Christ... That story... I read tons of science fiction, and am currently immersed in the catalogues of Bob Shaw, Ursula K. LeGuin, and A.E. Van Vogt. Phillip K. Dick and Arthur C. Clarke are perennial favorites. I try to keep up with Harper's and The New Yorker, so I don't sound like a total buffoon when talking to those better educated than I. And of course, Cook's Illustrated.

I like comic books, or "graphic novels," if you must, by Dan Clowes, Seth, and Jaime Hernandez.

My taste in movies tends to run towards campy stuff like Flash Gordon and Conan the Barbarian. I like a lot of Italian horror films as well. I like the occasional serious film, but I'm not going to pretend I enjoyed The Royal Tenenbaums more than Predator just to impress the OK Cupid-verse. My favorite Coen Brothers movie is Barton Fink.

Musically, I'm all over the map these days. Streaming services have opened up a world of possibilities, destroying my ability to focus on a specific genre in the process. This evening alone, I've gone from Lou Reed to Chet Baker to Dead Sea Apes. I still find time for my records, though. The most care-worn LPs in my collection are those by Robyn Hitchcock, Devo, Sparks, and They Might Be Giants. I like music that's sad and funny at the same time. My undisputed favorite song ever is "Dare To Be Stupid," by Weird Al Yankovic.

My favorite foods include, but are not limited to, pastrami, bahn mi, bitter greens, dark chocolate, kimchi, cured meats, pizza, apple slices dipped in peanut butter, and just about anything braised.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I rarely leave the house without some device on which to listen to music, sunglasses, a sketchbook, and a book to read. My bike is my main means of conveyance, so I guess I've got to include that. That's only five, so I guess I'll say my sunny disposition.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, sex, the apocalypse, and how to continue making art in spite of these things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not at work, then I'm shut up in my apartment, possibly with some company, listening to records and sipping cocktails, trying to avoid the chaos spilling out onto the streets of my neighborhood. I prefer to "go out" on Thursdays or Sundays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know every word to the soundtrack of Little Shop of Horrors.
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone with whom you can wile away an entire afternoon doing nothing. Also, you should probably be prepared to watch some cartoons.

Substantial bonus points will be awarded to women who ride bicycles or work in the service industry.