Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I spend 20-90 minutes daily practicing goofy faces and singing
Seriously though, I love mechanical things, I love biology, I love
writing, and making jokes, anything from jaw droppingly dirty, to
silly puns. I want to get into backpacking and become more of an
out doors type of dude than I have been in the past. I especially
like going on adventures, and could use a foxey partner to come
Ultimately, I think I can only say what I want to be like, which is
a cross between David Bowie, Bill Murray, and Carl Sagan.
I try not to take things too seriously also, but to tell you the
truth, I would rather be offended than bored. I would also like to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Makin waves. Being dynamic. Expanding my consciousness. Boldly
I'm back to living in Tucson after being away for almost six years.
It's good to no longer have to think about being cold ever again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at my job too, which is selling dictionaries door to door.
Well, I used to be good at it. Now I'm the best.
Also, chopstickin'. My preferred utensil. Makes me feel refined for
some reason. Especially when I wear a monocle and belch loudly. I
could catch a fly with them. Given the fly is slow and dumb enough.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get many comments about my voice. Well, maybe not many, but it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for
Isaac Asimov, Foundation
"We got both kinds, country AND western!"
TNG, DS9, and The Simpsons, pre-season 9.
"Let's get dangerous"
"Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live, and
they do live well."
Tacos! Or any ethnic food. Or American food. The spicier the
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My gold plated house, my rocket car, and my gin and tonic. That's
right, only three things. Means I obviously have humble tastes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space travel, dinosaurs. Theoretical physics, cats, interesting
places to get busy with a pretty lady, where I want to travel, my
ridiculous ambitions, expanding my wardrobe, the feasibility of
raising a lion or bengal tiger from birth to keep as a pet.
The circumstances where the exception proves the rule.
My increasing disgust that we are living in a society that values
comfort more than decorum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don my leather pants and leopard print banana hammock, snort a
mountain of coke, fire up the GTO, and go fight crime. Or just go
get some sushi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, like
Cletus, the slack jawed yokel.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are atypical. You are unique, sweet, and you ride
motorcycles. Maybe if you have a cat. Also if you don't take things
Bonus if you scuba dive, can cook, and have a trampoline with a
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