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28 / M / Straight / Single

Seattle, Washington

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Every day I look in the mirror and I tell myself that I am totally self assured. Then I spend 20-90 minutes practicing goofy faces and singing opera lyrics.
Seriously though, I love mechanical things, I love biology, I love writing and making jokes, anything from jaw droppingly dirty, to silly puns. I want to get into backpacking and become more of an out doors type of dude than I have been in the past. I especially like going on adventures, and could use a foxey partner to come with.
Ultimately, I think I can only say what I want to be like, which is a cross between David Bowie, Bill Murray, and Carl Sagan.
I try not to take things to seriously also, but to tell you the truth, I would rather be offended than bored. I would also like to fly.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin waves. Being dynamic. Expanding my consciousness. Boldly going...

I'm fairly new to Seattle, and still trying to find fascinating people to take advantage of this place with.
I’m really good at
Vernacular! Lovin'!
I'm good at my job too, which is selling dictionaries door to door. Well, I used to be good at it. Now I'm the best.
Also, chopstickin'. My preferred utensil. Makes me feel refined for some reason. Especially when I wear a monocle and belch loudly. I could catch a fly with them. Given the fly is slow and dumb enough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get many comments about my voice. Well, maybe not many, but it happens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Gattaca; Memento; The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou; Alien(s); Robocop!; Road Warrior; Spaceballs; Bladerunner; Nausicaa; The Thing; any of the Star Trek Movies; V For Vendetta, Godzilla! Army of Darkness; (You may be noticing a trend here).

Books: Robert Graves; Orson Scott Card; Bill Watterson; Isaac Asimov; Richard Dawkins; Al Franken; Henry David Thoreau; F. Scott Fitzgerald; Timothy Zahn; William Gibson; Bertrand Russel.

TV shows: TNG; BSG; Breaking Bad, Seinfeld; GiS: Stand Alone Complex; Firefly; SG-1; more TNG :) The Simpsons; Futurama; Arrested Development; It's Always Sunny; X-Files. I guess this stuff makes me somewhat of a nerd. Excellent.

Music: NIN; KMFDM; Daft Punk; Combichrist; Rammstein; Jimi Hendrix; Tom Petty; The Police; Kavinsky; anything by Nobuo Uematsu or Yokko Kanno; VAC. And 80s Hair Metal! Scorpions; Motley Crue; WhiteSnake; Def Leopard. Somewhere out there, exists a picture where I'm wearing a wig and rocking my metal gear.

Food: Tacos! Or any ethnic food. Or American food. The spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
I'm too versatile to be tied down by six different things. Besides fundamental needs, I don't think there is anything I couldn't live without. I would really miss my motorcycle though if it were to suddenly disappear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space travel, dinosaurs. Theoretical physics, cats, interesting places to get busy with a pretty lady, where I want to travel, my ridiculous ambitions, expanding my wardrobe, the feasibility of raising a lion or bengal tiger from birth to keep as a pet.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don my leather pants and leopard print banana hammock, snort a mountain of coke, fire up the GTO, and go fight crime. Or just go get some sushi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
If you are atypical. You are unique, sweet, and can help me with some guitar chords. You have a cat. Also if you don't take things too seriously.
Bonus if you scuba dive, can cook, and have a trampoline with a pool.