Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

ZoomsaurusRex

29 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Every day I look in the mirror and I tell myself that I am totally self assured. Then I spend 20-90 minutes practicing goofy faces and singing opera lyrics.
Seriously though, I love mechanical things, I love biology, I love writing and making jokes, anything from jaw droppingly dirty, to silly puns. I want to get into backpacking and become more of an out doors type of dude than I have been in the past. I especially like going on adventures, and could use a foxey partner to come with.
Ultimately, I think I can only say what I want to be like, which is a cross between David Bowie, Bill Murray, and Carl Sagan.
I try not to take things to seriously also, but to tell you the truth, I would rather be offended than bored. I would also like to fly.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin waves. Being dynamic. Expanding my consciousness. Boldly going...

I'm back to living in Tucson after being away for almost six years. It's good to no longer have to think about being cold ever again.
I’m really good at
Vernacular! Lovin'!
I'm good at my job too, which is selling dictionaries door to door. Well, I used to be good at it. Now I'm the best.
Also, chopstickin'. My preferred utensil. Makes me feel refined for some reason. Especially when I wear a monocle and belch loudly. I could catch a fly with them. Given the fly is slow and dumb enough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get many comments about my voice. Well, maybe not many, but it happens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety."
Isaac Asimov, Foundation

"We got both kinds, country AND western!"

TNG, DS9, and The Simpsons, pre-season 9.

"Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live, and they do live well."

Tacos! Or any ethnic food. Or American food. The spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
I'm too versatile to be tied down by six different things. Besides fundamental needs, I don't think there is anything I couldn't live without. I would really miss my motorcycle though if it were to suddenly disappear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space travel, dinosaurs. Theoretical physics, cats, interesting places to get busy with a pretty lady, where I want to travel, my ridiculous ambitions, expanding my wardrobe, the feasibility of raising a lion or bengal tiger from birth to keep as a pet.
The circumstances where the exception proves the rule.
My increasing disgust that we are increasingly living in a society that values comfort more than decorum.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don my leather pants and leopard print banana hammock, snort a mountain of coke, fire up the GTO, and go fight crime. Or just go get some sushi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Gay guys hit on me often. And if the experts on all things fabulous think I'm fabulous, then it's fine by me!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are atypical. You are unique, sweet, and you ride motorcycles. You have a cat. Also if you don't take things too seriously.
Bonus if you scuba dive, can cook, and have a trampoline with a pool.