Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First of all- I'm NOT rich, so if that's why you want to write me,
I'm a hardcore atheist so if you're religious we probably don't
have much to talk about.
And please DO read my profile before writing me to save both of our
time. 99% of messages I get come from men who have clearly not read
my profile and who have nothing in common with me.
Kiitos ja anteeksi. Perkele.
I woke up one morning realising that my life is rather pleasant
these days but there's one thing missing. I'm very fortunate to be
one of the lucky 1% of population on this planet. I try to remember
to be thankful for good health, money and safety and not to whine
about the weather or other tiny flaws in my perfect world. But I do
wish I'd find someone special to share my life with if that's not
too much to ask for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a workaholic but I do have my free time too. I really like
reading, listening to good music, hanging out with my friends and
doing all sorts of crafty things with my little hands. I wish I had
a reliable + flexible cat sitter so I could travel more like I used
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling good rap from crappy rap. My ears bleed if I hear terrible
music! I'd like to think I'm good at most creative things that I
do, after all- those are the skills that pay the bills.
I'm also excellent at making people laugh, at least people with
equally dirty mind.
I must ave been a mermaid in my previous life since I 've always
loved water so much. I swim even when the sea is frozen and I enjoy
boating. Too bad I don't have my own boat but if you do, can I
visit your love boat, oh captain?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. Maybe my laughter, maybe my charming wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to make a loooong and boring list here but I like authors
like Chuck Palahniuk, Nick Hornby, Elizabeth Wurtzel and Augusten
Burroughs. I mostly read non-fiction on just about any subject.
Right now I'm flipping through pages of a book about the history of
potatoes. Much more interesting than it sounds, I can assure
As for movies anything goes except horror, war and sci-fi. I can
tolerate Sci-Fi and I do like Dr Who but I'm not the biggest fan.
Lately I've been obsessing about Steve Buscemi, his movies have
creepy freaks that I somehow dig.
Musicwise I'm very picky but I can understand that my date might
not dig old rap, 70's soul and reggae as much as I do. I've also
found myself liking Patti Smith, John Frusciante and Serge
I hope you're a good cook since I suck in that department. I love
veggie sushi, nepalese (or is it nepalian?), indian and thai food
as long as it doesn't contain anything that used to have eyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some yarn and needles, hot showers, toothbrush, my calendar and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to do when I grow older.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Too tired to go out so I just stay home, watch movies and knit. And
stay up late as I'm a night person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm quite open minded so there's not much I'm not willing to
I must reveal that I'm not interested in making any more babies to
this already overpopulated planet. In fact, I'm not even interested
in going out with a man who's already reproduced. Sorry.
You should message me if
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You're a like-minded nerdy guy who has lived past the party years
of his life- I'm not looking for someone sporty, muscular or too
hot, I've always liked the shy weirdos who use their brains (mmmm,
brains..I'm not a zombie) and laugh at my silly jokes.
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