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Zophia_taco

36 Helsinki, Finland Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently), Swedish (Okay), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First of all- I'm NOT rich, so if that's why you want to write me, just don't.
I'm a hardcore atheist so if you're religious we probably don't have much to talk about.
And please DO read my profile before writing me to save both of our time. 99% of messages I get come from men who have clearly not read my profile and who have nothing in common with me.
Kiitos ja anteeksi. Perkele.

I woke up one morning realising that my life is rather pleasant these days but there's one thing missing. I'm very fortunate to be one of the lucky 1% of population on this planet. I try to remember to be thankful for good health, money and safety and not to whine about the weather or other tiny flaws in my perfect world. But I do wish I'd find someone special to share my life with if that's not too much to ask for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a workaholic but I do have my free time too. I really like reading, listening to good music, hanging out with my friends and doing all sorts of crafty things with my little hands. I wish I had a reliable + flexible cat sitter so I could travel more like I used to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling good rap from crappy rap. My ears bleed if I hear terrible music! I'd like to think I'm good at most creative things that I do, after all- those are the skills that pay the bills.
I'm also excellent at making people laugh, at least people with equally dirty mind.
I must ave been a mermaid in my previous life since I 've always loved water so much. I swim even when the sea is frozen and I enjoy boating. Too bad I don't have my own boat but if you do, can I visit your love boat, oh captain?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea. Maybe my laughter, maybe my charming wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to make a loooong and boring list here but I like authors like Chuck Palahniuk, Nick Hornby, Elizabeth Wurtzel and Augusten Burroughs. I mostly read non-fiction on just about any subject. Right now I'm flipping through pages of a book about the history of potatoes. Much more interesting than it sounds, I can assure you.

As for movies anything goes except horror, war and sci-fi. I can tolerate Sci-Fi and I do like Dr Who but I'm not the biggest fan. Lately I've been obsessing about Steve Buscemi, his movies have creepy freaks that I somehow dig.

Musicwise I'm very picky but I can understand that my date might not dig old rap, 70's soul and reggae as much as I do. I've also found myself liking Patti Smith, John Frusciante and Serge Gainsbourg.

I hope you're a good cook since I suck in that department. I love veggie sushi, nepalese (or is it nepalian?), indian and thai food as long as it doesn't contain anything that used to have eyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some yarn and needles, hot showers, toothbrush, my calendar and music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to do when I grow older.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Too tired to go out so I just stay home, watch movies and knit. And stay up late as I'm a night person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite open minded so there's not much I'm not willing to discuss.
I must reveal that I'm not interested in making any more babies to this already overpopulated planet. In fact, I'm not even interested in going out with a man who's already reproduced. Sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a like-minded nerdy guy who has lived past the party years of his life- I'm not looking for someone sporty, muscular or too hot, I've always liked the shy weirdos who use their brains (mmmm, brains..I'm not a zombie) and laugh at my silly jokes.