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ZorgIndustries

26 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:03pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Equal parts filmmaker, punk, biologist, geek, stripper, cosplayer.

Really awful person. Okay with it.

Occasional homewrecker. Though I've never been caught, so zero actual homes have been wrecked so far.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Adventures. Breaking and entering. Brent Spiner once told me I could rule the world so that's what I intend to do.

I'm an assistant director and occasional model, if that's what you were asking. Most people think ADing just means walking around yelling at people and always getting in G&E's way, which may or may not be too far from the truth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Assistant Directing
Makeup
Sewing
Pole dancing
Drawing
Misunderstanding people
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mohawk. The wide, wild kind that makes me look like a fancy chicken, not the slick, thin kind. All the suave brodudes in the Walmart used to tell me I had pretty eyes but I think that's because their imaginations were severely limited.

Once you talk to me for any length of time you'll probably realize that I'm not shy and nothing is off limits. I don't get offended or grossed out easily and I don't judge. Unless you want to defend DS9, Voyager, or Enterprise. Then I might judge you a little bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune (and all its prequels/sequels), the Picture of Dorian Gray, Transmetropolitan

Movies: Dune, the Fifth Element, the Last Unicorn, the Shining (more fun to talk about than to watch though)

Shows: Hellsing Ultimate, Fullmetal Alchemist, Star Trek TOS and TNG, Level E, Star Trek Continues, Starship Farragut (fuck yeah fan films), HANNIBAL

Music: Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Kevin Max, Phil Collins (bite me),1920s and 1930s jazz, big band, surf rock because it's the best (if you don't like Misirlou you're wrong), electroswing.

Food: sushi, gyros, pizza, macaroni and cheese, cheeseburgers, nice bloody steak, milk, rice a roni, bacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
physical contact
privacy
flirting
my bicycle
freedom of thought
a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I'll ever work again. Cosplay. Sex. Food. Things I've fucked up. Stripping. Whether I'll end up destitute in my old age. Swinging. If I'll still be pretty when I'm old. Middle-aged British/Dutch/Austrian (and the rare American) men. Cool stuff I want to do. Gordon Ramsay (also something cool that I would do). My 50-something west coast hookup. Girls. Waffle House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Realistically? Stripping at Hustler to pay myself back for all the pro bono film work I end up doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once fell in love with a Mormon. He let me keep one of his special undershirts and I'm still not sure how I should feel about that.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're poly or at least open to the concept.

You don't want to settle down. You have bad habits. You work in film. You need a First AD. You want to cuddle and eat cookies while watching Gordon Ramsay shows. You want to play racquetball. You're Gary Oldman because I swear if I ever see that sexy son of a bitch I will give him a free lap dance.

I'm not interested in exclusivity, but I would like to find a primary. I already have enough casual partners, so please move along if that's all you're looking for. I love real connections with fascinating people. I'm open to finding something long term, but don't expect the American Dream. I have very little interest in marriage and even less interest in children.