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26 New Orleans, LA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 7
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Ik ben een schildpad.

*update* I've been seeing a really cool (and gorgeous) dude for a bit now and he and I are interested in meeting other guys or couples to play with. I put up an album for him so you can see if your tastes align with mine. I only listed 'casual sex' for that reason, so unless you want to play with both of us, I'm not interested in anything of a hookup nature.

Equal parts filmmaker, punk, biologist, geek, stripper, cosplayer.

Really awful person. Okay with it.

Occasional homewrecker. Though I've never been caught, so zero actual homes have been wrecked so far.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adventures. Breaking and entering. Brent Spiner once told me I could rule the world so that's what I intend to do.

I'm an assistant director and occasional model, if that's what you were asking. Most people think ADing just means walking around yelling at people and always getting in G&E's way, which may or may not be too far from the truth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Assistant Directing
Pole dancing
Misunderstanding people
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mohawk. The wide, wild kind that makes me look like a fancy chicken, not the slick, thin kind. All the suave brodudes in the Walmart used to tell me I had pretty eyes but I think that's because their imaginations were severely limited.

Once you talk to me for any length of time you'll probably realize that I'm not shy and nothing is off limits. I don't get offended or grossed out easily and I don't judge. Unless you want to defend DS9, Voyager, or Enterprise. Then I might judge you a little bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune (and all its prequels/sequels), the Picture of Dorian Gray, Transmetropolitan

Movies: Dune, the Fifth Element, the Last Unicorn, the Shining (more fun to talk about than to watch though)

Shows: Hellsing Ultimate, Fullmetal Alchemist, Star Trek TOS and TNG, Level E, Star Trek Continues, Starship Farragut (fuck yeah fan films), HANNIBAL

Music: Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Kevin Max, Phil Collins (bite me),1920s and 1930s jazz, big band, surf rock because it's the best (if you don't like Misirlou you're wrong), electroswing.

Food: sushi, gyros, pizza, macaroni and cheese, cheeseburgers, nice bloody steak, milk, rice a roni, bacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
physical contact
mijn fiets
freedom of thought
a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I'll ever work again. Cosplay. Sex. Food. Things I've fucked up. Stripping. Whether I'll end up destitute in my old age. Swinging. If I'll still be pretty when I'm old. Middle-aged British/Dutch/Austrian (and the rare American) men. Cool stuff I want to do. Gordon Ramsay (also something cool that I would do). My 50-something west coast hookup. Girls. Waffle House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Realistically? Stripping at Hustler to pay myself back for all the pro bono film work I end up doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once fell in love with a Mormon. He let me keep one of his special undershirts and I'm still not sure how I should feel about that.
You should message me if
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Jij spreekt Nederlands. Ik leer Nederlands. Spreken met mij!

You're interested in an open relationship. I tend to be emotionally mono and sexually poly. Which means, yes, I would like to be in a relationship with someone, and I would also like to sleep with other pretty people. You are welcome to do the same. Bring them home if you want. The more the merrier.

You don't want to settle down. You have bad habits. You work in film. You need a First AD. You want to cuddle and eat cookies while watching Gordon Ramsay shows. You want to play racquetball. You're Gary Oldman because I swear if I ever see that sexy son of a bitch I will give him a free lap dance.

I'd love to find something long term, but don't expect the American Dream. I have very little interest in marriage and even less interest in children.

*update* I've been seeing a guy I really like, and he and I are in the market for other guys or couples who might might be interested in swinger/3way activities.