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26 F Saint Johns, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
Equal parts filmmaker, punk, biologist, geek, stripper, cosplayer.

Really awful person. Okay with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Adventures. Breaking and entering. Brent Spiner once told me I could rule the world so that's what I intend to do.

I'm an assistant director, model, and makeup artist, if that's what you were asking.
I’m really good at
Assistant Directing
Pole dancing
Misunderstanding people
The first things people usually notice about me
No hair, don't care. I had my hair buzzed but now I'm trying to grow it out into a long mohawk/sideshave thing. I also tend to wear wigs so I may not look at all like you expect.

Once you talk to me for any length of time you'll probably realize that I'm not shy and nothing is off limits. I don't get offended or grossed out easily and I don't judge. Unless you want to defend DS9, Voyager, or Enterprise. Then I might judge you a little bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dune (and all its prequels/sequels), the Picture of Dorian Gray, Transmetropolitan

Movies: Dune, the Fifth Element, the Last Unicorn, the Shining (more fun to talk about than to watch though)

Shows: Hellsing Ultimate, Fullmetal Alchemist, Star Trek TOS and TNG, Level E, Star Trek Continues, Starship Farragut (fuck yeah fan films), HANNIBAL

Music: Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Kevin Max, Phil Collins (bite me),1920s and 1930s jazz, big band, surf rock because it's the best (if you don't like Misirlou you're wrong).

Food: sushi, gyros, pizza, macaroni and cheese, cheeseburgers, nice bloody steak, milk, rice a roni
The six things I could never do without
my sewing machine
freedom of thought
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I'll ever work again. Cosplay. Sex. Food. Things I've fucked up. Stripping. Whether I'll end up destitute in my old age. Swinging. If I'll still be pretty when I'm old. Middle-aged British/Dutch/Austrian (and the rare American) men. Cool stuff I want to do. Gordon Ramsay (also something cool that I would do). My 50-something west coast hookup. Girls. Waffle House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either going to bed early to prep for a weekend shoot, or enjoying the chance to turn my brain off and party with my crew after an intense week of shooting.

Partying with my crew generally means going out for beers with a producer. If I'm feeling really socially ambitious I might actually get the whole crew together.

I am a huge sucker for private room karaoke. Warning: I cannot sing but I will try anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once fell in love with a Mormon. He let me keep one of his special undershirts and I'm still not sure how I should feel about that.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're poly or at least open to the concept.

You don't want to settle down. You have issues. You like to do crazy stuff for no particular reason. You want to cuddle and eat cookies while watching Gordon Ramsay shows. You want to play racquetball. You're Gary Oldman because I swear if I ever see that sexy son of a bitch I will give him a free lap dance.

I'm not interested in exclusivity. I'm not looking for one night stands, but I'm also not looking to settle down and get married. I love real connections with fascinating people. I'm open to finding something long term, but don't expect the American Dream.