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27 Mobile, AL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25-60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:54am
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*I'm living and working in Mobile through December. Shooting a reality show. Home base is New Orleans.*

Ik ben een schildpad.

Equal parts filmmaker, punk, biologist, geek, stripper, cosplayer.

Really awful person. Okay with it.

Occasional homewrecker. Though I've never been caught, so zero actual homes have been wrecked so far.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adventures. Breaking and entering. Brent Spiner once told me I could rule the world so that's what I intend to do.

I'm an assistant director and occasional model, if that's what you were asking. Most people think ADing just means walking around yelling at people and always getting in G&E's way, which may or may not be too far from the truth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Assistant Directing
Pole dancing
Misunderstanding people
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mohawk. The wide, wild kind that makes me look like a fancy chicken if it's up or my namesake if it's down (although I'm platinum blonde at the moment so I make a less perfect Zorg than usual). All the suave brodudes in the Walmart used to tell me I had pretty eyes but I think that's because their imaginations were severely limited.

Once you talk to me for any length of time you'll probably realize that I'm not shy and nothing is off limits. I don't get offended or grossed out easily. Just don't cold-call proposition me and we'll probably get on great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune (and all its prequels/sequels), the Picture of Dorian Gray, Transmetropolitan

Movies: Dune, the Fifth Element, the Last Unicorn, the Shining (more fun to talk about than to watch though)

Shows: Hellsing Ultimate, Fullmetal Alchemist, Star Trek TOS and TNG, Level E, Star Trek Continues, Starship Farragut (fuck yeah fan films), HANNIBAL

Music: Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Kevin Max, Phil Collins (bite me),1920s and 1930s jazz, big band, surf rock because it's the best (if you don't like Misirlou you're wrong), electroswing.

Food: sushi, gyros, pizza, macaroni and cheese, cheeseburgers, nice bloody steak, milk, rice a roni, bacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
physical contact
mijn fiets
freedom of thought
a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I'll ever work again. Cosplay. Sex. Food. Things I've fucked up. Whether I'll end up destitute in my old age. If I'll still be pretty when I'm old. Middle-aged British/Dutch/Austrian (and the rare American) men. Cool stuff I want to do. My west coast lover with hair that smells like cupcakes. Girls. Waffle House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At Bumpers, Beer Garden, or Hailey's with the crew. Also my Friday might not actually be on a Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once fell in love with a Mormon. He let me keep one of his special undershirts and I'm still not sure how I should feel about that.
You should message me if
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Jij spreekt Nederlands. Ik leer Nederlands. Spreken met mij!

You're an awesome lady who also likes ladies, or an insanely gorgeous guy looking for something short term and fun.

A few basic requirements if you want a response:
-More than three words, please.
-Punctuation is sexy.
-Don't call me a pet name. (cutie, gorgeous, baby. Just don't.)
-Don't ask for pictures or camming.
-If you reeeeally have to comment on my appearance, make it original and relevant. And say something else, too. You can tell me I look like Tank Girl. That one's okay.