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Zoriander

30 M Newburgh, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! Thank you for taking the time to look at my profile.

I was curious about this site. I can be a little shy sometimes, but once I get to know someone I am fun and goofy and just enjoy having a good time. I have a pretty good sense of humor, and usually make just about any situation fun. Yeah, I'm pretty goofy. I think it definitely deserves to be said twice.

I graduated from IU with a degree in chemistry, and loved Bloomington so much that I decided to stay after I graduated. But after about 6 years, I'm back in Newburgh!

Haha, I am really not very good at describing myself online. If you would really like to know more about me, I suggest asking, lol.

I am goofy, dorky, and yarrrgh?.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an analyst in a lab. I'm a nerd :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at everything.

Not really, but it sounded fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know. What did YOU notice? HMMM?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind. R. A. Salvatore is pretty good as well. I've been meaning to read the Kingkiller Chronicle, but haven't had a chance yet.

There are so many movies I like, it's silly. I am a big fan of SciFi and BBC stuff, so Dr Who and Torchwood are pretty much my favorites, along with Eureka and Firefly. I was recently introduced to Sherlock, and it's amazing! And to make a random list of some of my other favorites:

Terminator Franchise
Avatar (James Cameron)
Avatar: The Last Airbender & Legend of Korra
Alien Franchise
Blade Runner
Anchorman
Shawn of the Dead
Back to the Future
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ted Talks
Christopher Nolan Stuff (Batman & Memento)
Pretty much any superhero movie

I also like a pretty wide variety of music.

Here's a list of some of my favorite games: Games: The Mass Effect series, Dragon Age (pretty much anything BioWare), Fallout, Skyrim, EVE, and the occasional Planetside 2 or Black Ops II.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Internet

2. My truck. Not being able to drive myself around would suck.

3. My phone, used to access the interwebs where ever I happen to be. (See that? I'm connecting two of my answers. Clever!)

4. Toothbrush.

5. DVR. How did I ever watch tv without being able to record everything?

6. My computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ridiculously random topics, such as my response to the previous section (the six things I could never do without).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with friends or video games. Killing zombies anyone? I mean, they're not going to kill theselves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I filled out the questions, I may or may not have been intoxicated and didn't realize that you were allowed to select more than one option for the answers you are willing to accept...

Haha, I'd be happy to answer anything you would like to know, but you'll need to ask.
You should message me if
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If bow ties are cool.

You should send me a message if you want to, lol. What a silly section.