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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 27
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Working on Two-year college
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok so my last update on this thing was a little harsh i got a little crabby so if you read something you don't like please don't message me, telling me how bad of a person you think I am just kindly fish on.

I'm a student at Westminster college in Fulton on a never ending journey, quest or adventure, of self improvement physically, spiritually, financially, ect.
I've recently started trying several new random things such as poetry both reading and writing it, being more open with people about how I feel although I've still got a lot of work in that field, I've started trying to see things for more than just what they are, on some serious spiritual shenanigans
I'm pretty a pretty simple person, I live in gym shorts and cut off tshirts with the occasional craving to dress classy, I spend about 13 seconds messing with my hair so if you're in to the guys that get all filled up with hair gel and leather strap bracelets you're definitely not looking for me
And finally I'm a very shy person so if we share a mutual attraction I'm usually too chicken shit to initiate a conversation, but I promise I don't bite and I love making new friends and if that turns into something more than that's fine too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school and trying to find a part time job before all the money runs out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Phrasing (the game) name that adult cartoon (not creepy cartoon porn, just a cartoon for adults.....ya perv)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Previous answer: Not sure I guess u will have to tell me

Current answer: apparently I have ARF (asshole resting face) it's a disorder that causes me to look like I'm ready to face punch the shit out of people even when I'm not mad at all
Very similar to the female version, bitchy resting face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
What ever is on netflix
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What fun adventure I will be embarking on during the weekend


Ways to be awesome at useless shit like tiki torch spear throwing and such
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a fun adventure with or with out a few drinks

Doing homework

Putting my awesome useless abilities to work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I found Waldo......... in an unspeakable place

And I'm not scared to say voldemort or how ever the shit you spell it

And I shave my legs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't want a penpal and you would, some day like to meet

You don't message me about my punctuation, spelling or any other grammar nazi BS I'm not an English major or minor so I give absolutely no fucks

You live or will soon live somewhat close to me

You like the way my face looks