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Zoufan

25 M Fulton, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well it was time to update this thing, I guess a lot has changed in the last year, I'm Corey, I am 25, I go to school in Fulton so I recently moved from Columbia to Fulton, I have no idea what the hell to do in this town so most weekends I drive back home. I'll leave the other stuff for if you decide you want to know more

Side note: I've been told I look like a fratty douche, in which case I am not, that being said I have a strange sense of humor that some people find offensive so if I have/do offended anyone then I give them full permission to fuck right the hell off ;-) but I'm very nice if you just talk to me
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school and trying to find a part time job before all the money runs out
I’m really good at
Phrasing (the game) name that adult cartoon (not creepy cartoon porn, just a cartoon for adults.....ya perv)
The first things people usually notice about me
Previous answer: Not sure I guess u will have to tell me

Current answer: apparently I have ARF (asshole resting face) it's a disorder that causes me to look like I'm ready to face punch the shit out of people even when I'm not mad at all
Very similar to the female version, bitchy resting face
The six things I could never do without
Food
Water
Friends
Family
Exercise
Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What fun adventure I will be embarking on during the weekend

Homework

Ways to be awesome at useless shit like tiki torch spear throwing and such
On a typical Friday night I am
On a fun adventure with or with out a few drinks

Doing homework

Putting my awesome useless abilities to work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I found Waldo......... in an unspeakable place

And I'm not scared to say voldemort or how ever the shit you spell it
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You don't want a penpal and you would, some day like to meet

You don't message me about my punctuation, spelling or any other grammar nazi bullshit I'm not a fucking English major or minor so I give absolutely no fucks

You live or will soon live somewhat close to me

You like the way my face looks