Life, damn it's too short for all of us, so it is incredibly important to enjoy each and every minutes of existence. Whether that pleasure comes from snuggling by a fire with someone special under the blanket, with the volume knob turned halfway on a song you both love, or by jumping around with a martini glass in each hand that you just filled with vodka because you plan on going from zero to sixty that night, it's all about life.

I generally am taking door number two when picking from those two options, though cudding can be nice on occasion. If you have the ability to go absolutely wild, we will probably get along.

Expectations are strange to me. Some people are in this site looking for a one night stand, some are looking for marriage. I just want to hang out casually to see if there is some chemistry between us. That, or potential for a friendship. I'm fine with either outcome - or neither. Maybe I'll meet someone special online - maybe you will, too.

So that's me
~Zach

Looking for something new to do

Keeping a secret

My energy.

I am a phenomenal cook, so the favorite food is mostly homemade dishes

1. My glasses, so I can see the other five things
2. iPod
3. A decent novel
4. Good bourbon
5. A suit
6. Bottle opener, because you never know when and where a party can start up

How to achieve self-actualization. And pie.

Wherever I want. The location doesn't matter, it'll be an adventure.

Puppets scare the living shit out of me. I believe they all go on killing sprees when we aren't looking.

If none of the following apply to you:

1. You say you aren't interested in sex. Sex is an important aspect of relationships that shouldn't be ignored.

2. You say you hate drama, because that means you're a drama magnet. Normal people dont' have to state it explicitly.

3. You have never touched a girl sexually yet claim to be bisexual in order to draw more male attention.

4. You try to hide the fact that you are fat in your pictures. Show some confidence, be proud of who you are.

5. You don't drink. I drink, I actually considered giving it up for lent but opted for something else.

6. Your first message can tell me which two of the following three apply to you: hot, sane, single.