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ZuiyoMaru

23 Clermont, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just graduated from UCF with a degree in political science, because I wanna fix the world.

Oh, and my name's Alex. I guess that's important?

Sometimes I write, and even more sometimes-y I finish what I write. You can look at some of it here, if you like. http://asynovec.blogspot.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Since I just graduated, I'm working at Universal Studios until I get work somewhere more permanent. Hopefully I'll be working for The Man somewhere in the federal government.

I also hunt vampires, but you didn't hear that from me.

Alternately, I work for the Ashcroft Foundation. If you get that reference, why aren't we already dating?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering useless trivia, leading people, playing the drums, cooking, acquiring questionably legal entertainment, knowing junk about stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My t-shirts, whether they be sarcastic or referential, or my beanie, which I wear even when it is too hot to wear a beanie. Also sometimes my eyes, which people keep telling me are REALLY blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Star Wars Expanded Universe, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, stuff by Asimov and Heinlein, the Dresden Files, Game of Thrones, Marvel comics and Vertigo comics, anything and everything by Neil Gaiman

Movies: Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Alien, Terminator, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Marvel Comics movies

Shows: Stargate, Young Justice, Top Gear, Doctor Who, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Green Lantern, The Clone Wars, Kitchen Nightmares, The Amazing Race

Music: Alternative rock (Shinedown, Audioslave, Breaking Benjamin), punk (Bad Religion, Rise Against, Against Me!), pop-punk (Blink 182, Sum 41, The Offspring), grunge (Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains), post-grunge (Papa Roach, The Foo Fighters, Hoobastank), nu-metal (Korn, Linkin Park) and classic rock (Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin) and some electronic stuff when I'm feeling it. All my favorite bands are dead. Also some hip-hop, rap, and nerdcore. Adam WarRock is my favorite.

Food: Sushi is my favorite, but I also like Mexican, Thai, American Chinese, and I'll try everything at least once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Neo-liberal politics
Yelling at libertarians
A shelf full of good books
My laptop
Little Debbie's Zebra Cakes
Star Wars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, religion, philosophy, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.

How frickin' useless fingernails are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing D&D with my friends. (Sorry, our group is full)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea what Snapchat is.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna meet a slightly crazy definitely weird sometime writer and all time cynical optimist who enjoys thinking about politics way too much for his own good.

Or if you just wanna talk, that's cool too.