I'm often hilarious. I have quite a potty mouth and even had my mouth washed out with soap when I was a kid for swearing in Filipino (though I had no idea what I'd said: have since found out it was something to do with my penis)
My favourite squid is the Humboldt squid. I hate chimps and dolphins and recently became a hater of seagulls.
I don't think there is anything ironic in the song 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette which makes it quite ironic in itself.
I know all the words to 'Ice Ice Baby'. A friend of a friend once pulled one of Pato Banton's dreds out.
No one would have believed, in the last years
of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space…except me (bonus points if you got the reference).
When I was a bit fatter, when I grew my hair a bit I looked like Monkey from Monkey Magic.
I have the same birthday as the pink Power Ranger. That's Valentine's Day 1977 if you're interested.
Well I'll stay right here and I'll wait for good until I find a love worth mine
There is also some other stuff about me so message if you'd like to find out what it is.