I'm not going to fall in love with you; I don't want to be your girlfriend, significant other, life partner, etc. Truthfully I've been both in love and in lust and trust me the latter is significantly less painful. Though we're no longer together I was lucky enough to have found someone I love completely and it's not you (unless it randomly is, in which case you know who you are). Suffice it to say I'm simply not in the market for a relationship. Fun, however, is always appreciated.
I am at heart a good person with good intentions, I just go about it in a not so nice kinda way. I've recently discovered that I am actually capable of being patient, I just choose not to. I hate disappointing anyone, even if I've just met you. I always look upset, but only am about 75% of the time. I don't drink wine, I drink vodka. People who go out in public looking like a mess honestly hurt my feelings. Gingers make me weak in the knees. I'm a perfectionist to the nth degree and have really high expectations of the people I allow in my circle. I love my family but would rather not spend time with them, I crave the company of my friends but often am trying to find excuses not to spend time with them. I went to school because I had to/it was expected and get tattoos and piercings for the opposite reasons. I trust quickly but am always waiting for someone to break that trust (and they never disappoint). I am also the best liar ever, seriously you'd never know.
As an aside I really would like to make one thing very, I'd even go so far as to say, abundantly, clear DO NOT BOTHER LYING TO ME!!! I will find out. It is as simple as that. There's no need to lie, and if there is one thing that absolutely makes me want to hurt you, it's that. If asked a direct question I will always tell you the truth (unless I feel like it might hurt your feelings) and I expect the same. If that doesn't sound like something you can do then go ahead and click on the home page thingy because we're done here.
I am really, though, and still snarky