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Zunificent

29 F Antioch, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why hello there profile essays it's been awhile no? Life is changing and now so is this so here we go:

I'm not going to fall in love with you; I don't want to be your girlfriend, significant other, life partner, etc. Truthfully I've been both in love and in lust and trust me the latter is significantly less painful. Though we're no longer together I was lucky enough to have found someone I love completely and it's not you (unless it randomly is, in which case you know who you are). Suffice it to say I'm simply not in the market for a relationship. Fun, however, is always appreciated.

I am at heart a good person with good intentions, I just go about it in a not so nice kinda way. I've recently discovered that I am actually capable of being patient, I just choose not to. I hate disappointing anyone, even if I've just met you. I always look upset, but only am about 75% of the time. I don't drink wine, I drink vodka. People who go out in public looking like a mess honestly hurt my feelings. Gingers make me weak in the knees. I'm a perfectionist to the nth degree and have really high expectations of the people I allow in my circle. I love my family but would rather not spend time with them, I crave the company of my friends but often am trying to find excuses not to spend time with them. I went to school because I had to/it was expected and get tattoos and piercings for the opposite reasons. I trust quickly but am always waiting for someone to break that trust (and they never disappoint). I am also the best liar ever, seriously you'd never know.

As an aside I really would like to make one thing very, I'd even go so far as to say, abundantly, clear DO NOT BOTHER LYING TO ME!!! I will find out. It is as simple as that. There's no need to lie, and if there is one thing that absolutely makes me want to hurt you, it's that. If asked a direct question I will always tell you the truth (unless I feel like it might hurt your feelings) and I expect the same. If that doesn't sound like something you can do then go ahead and click on the home page thingy because we're done here.

I am really, though, and still snarky
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Visually merchandising... I decided that right now what I love is making things pretty. It's both fulfilling and my small way of making the world a better place. People are generally happier when they see pretty things, yes it's shallow, but it's also true. Other than that I continue to live in the moment, the past is unchanging and the future is unknown so I enjoy the now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the things you wish you had the balls to, being almost too awesome, and being really humble :) I also make the world's best éclairs, I have a secret ingredient that no one will ever know, seriously don't ask I won't even tell my mother.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously?? I am a female so if it's a guy it's my chest or ass depending on what they prefer to notice. If it's a female maybe something I'm wearing or how long my hair is. Either way the first thing anyone actually comments on is either a piercing or tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everyone's favorites tend toward the pretentious or simplistic and if I wanted to I could definitely follow the trend, one doesn't spend the amount time I have in school and not pick up some classical and obscure favorites especially in the realm of literature. However I still love Gone With the Wind both the film and the book and everything else falls behind it somewhere in both categories. Musically my taste tends towards the music I grew up with which is an eclectic mix of stuff from the 80's (Michael Jackson before all the crazy kid stuff and Prince before the symbol, ooh and New Wave all kinds of New Wave), 90's Hip Hop, House, and alternative. Most currently or for the last 10ish years my heart and ears have belonged to Darren Hayes and even more recently Temposhark. As for food, if you've seen the pictures perhaps you can imagine that I am a fan of food in general, but have no hard favorites. I can only say that I don't eat seafood (unless it's sushi), curries, intestines except for anitcucho, or anything that I deem smells of feet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I used to have an actual list but I've matured and realized that I simply don't do without. I have and will always find a way to keep what I want around me for as long as I choose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything...I tend to over-analyze and dwell on most things, especially the many stupid things I do on a surprisingly consistent basis considering the fact that I consider myself to be fairly intelligent.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a Friday night anymore, sad but true. I'd prefer to be out with friends, but I'm usually working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually really like sharing private things with perfect strangers, I don't know you so what the hell? I'm not allowed to play board games anymore because I get too competitive. I have an oral fixation in the sense that I always have something in my mouth. I have over 100 pairs of shoes and only recently acquired a pair sneakers. I still sleep with a teddy bear, his name is Huggies. Deep down I'm convinced I was meant to be a gay man, mostly because I love them so. I have an irrational fear of birds, fish, and large groups of Asians (it sounds bad but I almost had a panic attack in the middle of my Asian Studies class b/c of it). Diet coke is the only thing that can make me happy when I'm really pissed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to help me procrastinate since I'm usually on here instead of doing what I'm actually supposed to. Or if you can guess what my particular fetish is from this profile...

**Update**
It seems no one can guess...
Okay well I didn't want to put this part in but, it looks like I don't have a choice anymore. Just because I'm not thin doesn't mean I don't have standards. I have ridiculously high standards as a matter of fact and have no desire to lower to them. If you message me and I don't answer it's because I don't want to, not because I didn't get it, so don't send another one. I like what I like and won't apologize for it.

Also, to be blunt, I'm a big girl. I don't think my pictures hide that, it also means my boobs and butt are going to be big. Please don't ask how big, especially within the first couple of minutes and I won't ask how big your dick is ok? Lastly, I'm neither your baby nor your mama so don't call me either. If you want to refer to me as anything other than my screen name feel free to ask.

This section makes me sound ultra bitchy and snobby, but I am bitchy and snobby about certain things so I'm good with it. I'm also a good time which hopefully kinda makes up for that.