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ZwAnDude

25 Zwolle, Netherlands Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), Frisian (Okay), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a relaxed chap. Bit sappy at times. I think I'm quite kind, but not always perfectly honest. I'm working to improve myself. I am mainly interested in history and languages, but there's fairly little I'm bored with. I read quite a lot; often to the point that my eyes hurt for the day simply because I'd stared at a good book (Pratchett!) for too long. Serious books are a bit more difficult to read, even if they do interest me.

My major faults are that I'm sloppy, prone to procrastination and shy. I'm working to improve on these. I may be easily addicted. I've recently stopped smoking for almost two months after almost two years of smoking but four days ago I made the mistake of trying some again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In between jobs and studying right now. Don't have a diploma beyond HAVO and no Propedeuse yet, but fully intend to get back to studying in the next school year. Have some job applications pending.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I often get compliments on how I draw, though I can't say I personally think it's all that brilliant. I've also heard from others in my line of study that I "know everything" because my interests are rather broad, if confined to certain fields.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a rather calm person. And that I'm somewhat fat, though hopefully that soon won't be an issue anymore as I'm working on it. Going for a far healthier diet with more actual-moving-around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Terry Pratchett; Discworld. Amazing books. I also like other fantasy, but the thing is that it has to be very good indeed if it also wants to seem serious. ASoIaF does this well, but a series like Eragon does this less well. It seems both slightly silly while taking itself too-seriously. Pratchett's books tend to be wholeheartedly silly and not serious at all yet still amazing reads. Ooh, Vonnegut makes great reads too.

In terms of movies I'm rather a fan of adventures; SF and Fantasy. LotR trilogy (also good reading of course), Star Wars, Mad Max, etc as well as westerns and maffia films. Who Framed Roger Rabbit and the Princess Bride havev thusfar disgraced my profile by their absence.

And comedies. I consider Mel Brooks' comedies a special kind of genius; the Producers, Men in Tights, Spaceballs, History of the World part 1.

Shows; Firefly was amazing. I'm not a fan of sitcoms usually. Humorous panel show, however, are very much my thing of which QI may well be my favourite. Also Archer.

Music; lately I've often listened to http://www.arrow.nl/rock/#/rock/ and http://www.classicfm.nl/luister/classic-fm as well as sometimes just turning on the radio or looking particular pieces of music up; not necessarily rock or classic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An interesting assortment of ingredients to make smoothies and meals with, the freedom to make terrible puns and wordplays, bicycle, good shoes, breakfasts, fresh air.

Pun-gewijs; hoe heet het wanneer Lars Ulrich zijn arm gebroken heeft?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I feel rather cast adrift with little direction; I'm trying to found out what I want to do, what I want to be and how to get there.

Also thinking about dead family members, past personal failure and how to make mo' money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting home alone either gaming or wondering why I didn't go out even though I know the answer; I feel a bit of a plonker going out alone. In fact, it makes me feel more lonely because it makes it obvious that I am alone. At least at home I've got e-buddies to talk to.

But I'm nowhere near as sad as this bit makes me sound, I just don't go out often on my own.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am really ludicrously messy; I turn decent rooms into garbage pails in a matter of days. But I feel bad enough about that that this too is a priority for fixing. In fact; I consider it part of my general "be healthier" goal.

Also when cooking (which I do well enough to satisfy me, but that probably doesn't say anything) I tend to sing. Often the pink panther theme.
You should message me if
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You bloody well feel like it