^^This started out as a joke, but I've met quite a few interested candidates so I'm not ruling it out as a possibility. I'm starting a mailing list just in case.
I grew up in Kentucky and went to college in Cincinnati. After becoming bored with the South and Midwest I decided it was time for a change. Shortly after graduating college I packed everything I could fit in my car, and drove out to San Francisco with no job or place to live. Luckily I was able to find both quickly, which allowed me to stay out here. People are always surprised when I tell them I'm from Kentucky. "But you don't have an accent!" is the most common response. The only way you can really tell is by the way I cook, and I also still believe in chivalry which seems to shock people. I'm not perfect, but I'll at least open the door for you and insist on buying you a drink.
The best compliment I ever got was someone telling me that my life was like a rockstar comedy. While I think this is quite an exaggeration, I'm glad someone thought that.
I know everyone says describing themselves in a box is hard, but I find it especially difficult because my personality is full of paradoxes and contradictory extremes. I have an extremely active imagination, but also have a very logical side of my brain. I would consider myself an extrovert, but have many introverted tendencies. I like to say I'm responsibly irresponsible. I will stay out all weekend partying, but still make it to work on Monday morning. In general I'm pretty carefree, but I also have goals that I care about. It just so happens that one of those goals is having as much fun as possible along the way. There are few things I like better than laughing and making others laugh, but I also have a serious side to me.
For those who care I'm an ENFP, but often feel like an INFP.