_-JC-_
27 Berkeley, CA
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My self-summary
What's the difference between selling yourself and selling yourself? Well, unlike those other guys who are either all talk and no action or are whatever actions you're looking for but can only say stupid things, I embrace the entire spectrum saying and doing the smartest stupidest stuff ever. So there you go.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from Berkeley recently after going back to school. Temping and preparing to apply to law school. For a few years I was writing poems on people's butts for a living but the risk of being farted on was unacceptably high.
I’m really good at
stringing letters together
moving my legs fast
punching and kicking things'
being bitter and sarcastic
The first things people usually notice about me
i don't know, what's the first thing you noticed about me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am pretty bookish. I like to read Roman history because it makes me feel more confident fate is arbitrary and capricious, and it's not just me. I am also a fan of Game of Thrones/Dawson's Creek erotic cross-over fan-fiction.

I recently started learning Tango, which I chose because I heard the music was more depressing than Salsa. Did not disappoint.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether existence has any over-arching purpose. Butts. Will I be who I've set out to be. The intersection of those things.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do kick-boxing sparring in the evening and then I go to a party and/or do other things that would be impressive to mention in this context.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd rather be cool than happy.
You should message me if
Add up the numbers of letters in your name and divide it by the number of pets you own. Circle that number if you know exactly what you want and how you want it given to you. Then disregard that previous exercise and message me if you feel like me touching your butt.
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