I'm kind of a badass. A sharp spoken, funny, articulate skinbyrd with a bright mind and a kind demeanor. I've been described most often as "adorable" or "cute" or "sweet". They are all pretty accurate adjectives, I think!

I like all things creepy, wild, and fun. My mantra? "When in doubt, freak 'em out.". I have a soft spot for punks, greasers, skinheads, psychobillies, rockabillies, men with tattoos, bad horror films, late night picnics and walks through the cemetery. I also like stargazing, punk music, cuddling, and pizza. I'm very versatile.

Living in the city, working hard, drinking and dancing and dancing and drinking. It's fun. I like it. Currently, I work as a dispatcher and analyst for a logistics and courier firm in the North Side. It's stressful, but challenging and pays the bills. I really don't have much to complain about :)

A lot of things! I am kitchen goddess. Cooking, baking, setting up a mean crock pot. All of them are things I'm good at.

I'm good at Portal Co-Op, reading for long periods at a time, board games, UNO, ukulele playing, identifying constellations, getting lost going to places I've been before, leaving the parking break on, forgetting to put the parking break on, and cutting my own bangs.

My nose ring draws attention sometimes even though I don't think it is ALL THAT noticeable. There are holes, pins, or patches on almost everything I own. I have a super short buzzed black chelsea haircut, usually red lipstick and black docs and suspenders that I wear almost every day. My sweet smile and green eyes are usually good to work their magic as well. :)

Books- H.P. Lovecraft, Ray Bradbury, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Anne Rice, Douglas Adams, George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Augusten Burroughs, Josh Kilmer Percell, Eric Larson, Charles Bukowski, Michio Kaku, Orson Wells, Harper Lee, just to name a few. I'm a big fan of sci-fi, non-fiction, and romanticism, if you couldn't tell.

Movies- Oh man, here we go: Jurassic Park and Beetlejuice are my favorite movies of all time and you can judge me if you want. Other than that: This Is England, Romper Stomper, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Give 'Em The Boot!, O Brother Where Art Thou, Blue Velvet, The Sting, True Romance, Lost Highway, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, A Fish Called Wanda, Batman (1989. That was the best one, and again, judge me if you want.), The Outsiders, Cashback, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, I'm A Cyborg But That's Okay, Earth Girls Are Easy, and probably a hundred thousand other that I can't think of right now

Shows- Arrested Development, Father Ted, Game of Thrones, Top Gear (British one, not the horrible American version. Ugh!), Doctor Who, Twin Peaks, Battlestar Galactica, The Young Ones, ... I don't watch a whole lot of TV, unfortunately haha. That's what Netflix is for!

Music- Cock Sparrer, The Cramps, The Meteors, Oi Polloi, The Clash, Nekromantix, Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Rancid, Bad Religion, Sex Pistols, The Business, The Traditionals, Bad Brains, Desmon Dekker, The Pogues, The Cure, Tiger Army, Nick 13, Skatellites, Demented Are Go!, Koffin Kats, Misfits, AFI, The B-52s, Bikini Kill, Social Distortion, Johnny Cash, Smashing Pumpkins, A Tribe Called Quest, Hillbilly Moon Explosion, The Ramones, The HorrorPops, Mad Sin, Reverend Horton Heat, Dinosaur Jr., Modest Mouse, Nine Inch Nails, Wolves In The Throne Room, Electric Wizard, Aus Rotten, Operation Ivy, Leftover Crack, Dropkick Murphys, Creepshow, Flogging Molly Lana Del Rey, Joanna Newsom, De La Soul, Wu Tang, M83, Elliot Smith, Elvis, Flogging Molly, Unknown Hinson, Mason Jennings, Peaches, Skip James, the list goes on for miles...

1. My phone. I feel so lost when the battery dies. I just play over and over in my head all the things that could go horribly wrong and me not be able to reach out to the outside world. Like if I get drunk and fall in the shower. That would be tragic.

2. My mom, dad, and brother. They are, quite simply, the most wonderful people on the planet.

3. Irish Car Bombs.

4. Netflix. Self explanitory.

5. My Kitchen Aid Mixer. It's always there for me <3

6. Music.

7. Corgis (I know I picked 7 instead of 6. Deal with it.)

I spent a lot of time thinking about what to write here, I know that much.

Also, which came first: The cork or the corkscrew? How do snow plow drivers get to work in the morning? What ever happened to Nelly? (Update: According to the internet, Nelly was recently busted with a ton of heroin and guns.)

Working until 8:00, then out and about until the wee hours of the morning, or snuggled in watching Twin Peaks re-runs and drinking tea. Which ever is fine.

I have a scar on my left leg from when I was singing karaoke and fell off of the front porch of my friends house onto a rusty bike rack. The song was "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runner.

I'm not as cool as people seem to think I am from looking at me. I'm clumsy and spacey sometimes, too.

I have seriously considered running away and joing the circus.

If you wanna, duh! Or:
-If you can teach me upright bass in exchange for baked goods and the occasional dinner and movie nights.
-Wanna share some kick ass music or wanna see some kick ass shows.
- You have a good idea for my birthday party.