Proud Brooklyn native. Doing the "I gotta pay my rent, let's go to a bar, what's for dinner?" thing.
I came home and found my brother's girlfriend brought back a fat puppy chihuahua named Nacho. Now I have a fat puppy chihuahua named Nacho.

Giving a sincere effort to live it and not just get through it. In the mean time, I work for pepperidge farm. Delivering cookies to the ghetto and hipsters in the middle of the night. It's exactly as awesome as it sounds.

Bonding with friends in a sawdust bar to the sounds of The Doors or The Allman Brothers. I'm really good at that.
Being a good person and sometimes being a bad person.

Latley its the beard. I've been told that when I genuinley laugh, I look like a 9 year old with facial hair. Figure that one out.

I know how to tell a good joke but absolutley love telling a bad one. People honestly hate me for it. The look of confusion and disgust along with a "I hate you. Why are we friends?" is so rewarding.

Never been a really big reader but I'm working on it. Chuck Palahniuk rocks. The older I get On The Road makes more sense to me. I sprinkle some true crime stuff here and there.

Once a month for the past 5 years me and a good friend drink a bottle of Polish vodka and watch Snatch, quoting it start to finish.
I wouldn't say it's my favorite but if Forrest Gump is on, that shit's probably gonna stay on.
All the usual cable stuff you'd leave on while ironing a shirt or making something to eat.

I like a lot of music...a lot?
I played in a few bands, probably gonna play in a few more.

There's a gyro truck that I can't walk by on the way from the bars to my apartment. I am universally obligated to consume it's deliciousness. The arabic gentlemen who run it are genuinley impressed and appauled at my hot sauce requests. Mattafak, they nick named me Abu Shab. When I asked who the fuck is that? He replied "A large man in my country who eats hot things." awesome right?

First 2 are always a given so I'm not gonna put music, family/friends

A nice sky
A hearty laugh
Motorcycle
Hot sauce
Halloween
A good night out

Shit I'd bring back in time with me and take credit for inventing. And then I think about how hard it'd be to explain like how I made it and whatnot. Then I think about something else.

Why when posing in pictures girls put their hand on their hips. I get it, you want to accentuate your curves or whatever but it looks dumb when you like, don't have any. Same thing when chubby girls rock a belt around where there waist should be, dividing your gut to look like a butt. I'm not normally this shallow but you asked.

When not working I'm at a bar. Probably doing the same shit you are.

I've done horrible things.

If you're tired of getting messages along the lines of " mmm gurl, ima hit dat kit kat."

If you actually are/ even resemble the person in your photos. You know what it's like to walk in a bar expecting to see one person and seeing the person who ate that person?