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_Chapman_

32 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I won't bullshit you:
- MacGyver was my idol growing up.
- I was a boy scout; I know how to tie knots and never leave the house without a pocket knife and source of flame.
- I love building and/or fixing things. Sometimes, this results in me buying a new, replacement thing. ;)
- I'm left handed.
- I played soccer for almost twelve years.
- I'm an adrenaline junkie, budget permitting. Love to skydive, and am not afraid of heights at terminal velocity.
- I have lived in the deep south all my life, yet can ski double black diamond slopes.
- I love the heat of summer, but use every excuse under the sun to wear a coat or build a fire.
- I love the sounds water makes, be it snow crunching under foot, rain falling, waves crashing, or ice clinking the sides of one's glass.

Truth is, we're all deeper and more complex that we could advertise here. Like me, you're here to meet people, right? Let's talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending my time exploring all that is to be seen, heard, tasted, smelled, and felt in this city since I arrived. I find Austin to be the perfect balance of city and country life, and love that I have at my beck and call anything I could desire. I have a major crush on this city, and fully understand why others do, too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Bad jokes
- Good conversation
- Reasoning
- Enjoying and/or entertaining myself and/or others
- Using "and/or" twice in the same sentence
- Conversational curveballs
- Sarcasm
- Outdoorsy things
- Cooking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: K. Vonnegut, M. Atwood, R. Bradbury, S. King, C. Pike, M. Crichton, W. Shakespeare, C. Barker, D. Alighieri, J. Verne, O. S. Card, to name a few. I love, fiction, sci-fi, and fantasy, mainly; however, I don't limit myself to those genres.

Movies: Give me wit, give me plot, and characters: realistic or not. I'd sit through it at least once. As for my tried-and-true favorites, that list is far too long!

Music is always a tough one, as my tastes are quite broad. However, here is a list pulled from my most-utilized Pandora channel, alphabetized:
Apocalyptica, At The Drive-In, Benevento Russo Duo, Boards Of Canada, Chris Cornell, Coldplay, Crystal Castles, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Eminem, Feed Me, Florence + The Machine, Foo Fighters, Goose, Justice, Lindsey Stirling, Manchester Orchestra, Massive Attack, Mc Chris, Metallica, Midnight Juggernauts, Mumford & Sons, Muse, Nero, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, Phoenix, Radiohead, Rasputina, Ratatat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RJD2, Scott D. Davis, Seven Lions, Skrillex, Soundgarden, Stabbing Westward, Sting, The Crystal Method, The Mars Volta, The Police, The Section Quartet, The Strokes, The White Stripes, VAST, Wolfgang Gartner, Yuksek

Shows: Firefly, The Wire, Wilfred, Dexter, House, Breaking Bad, BSG, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama, South Park, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Eastbound and Down, Boardwalk Empire, The Walking Dead, L&O SVU, American Horror Story, Castle, Food Network, several Adult Swim shows, various Star Treks, Homeland, That 70's Show... and many more, unnamed.

Food: Up until I moved to Florida(2002-April-03), my idea of ethnic food was the Chinese buffet in my hometown. Since 2002, I've expanded my palate, and love quite a many cuisines... I'm just at home at an all-you-can-eat buffet as I am at ANY fancy restaurant, regardless of cultural influence. I am a lover of food, period. I can enjoy anything from fast to gourmet food/meals... Only catch is flour tortillas... I have a love/hate relationship with them; it depends entirely on how they're used. (However, upon my move to Austin, I was quickly introduced to and fully endorse breakfast tacos. Do you have recommendations on where to go for the best of them, past Taco Deli and Torchy's?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Nature
- Logic
- Music
- Loved ones
- Peace
- Knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Efficiency, work, physics, family, the future, happiness, the space-time continuum, existence, reality, money, productivity, creation, and building things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't fall asleep to episodes of "Orange is the New Black" because I have crazy dreams. (My first name is actually Chapman.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want a reprieve from head games and BS, you should drop me a line. I'd love to make some new friends. Also, if you want to help me plan and build a tree house, that'd be ace, too. Cheers!