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_Code_Monkey

26 M Maumelle, AR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Ex-artist turned programmer.
Renaissance man.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just graduated college with a degree in Computer Science. Preparing to apply at multiple software/game development companies all over the US and some in Canada or the UK.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rationalizing the amount of money I spend at Starbucks.
Finding things for free, online.
Telling people ways they could solve their problems, but not taking my own advice.
Reading books without creasing the spines.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm really quiet because I'm not used to starting or leading conversations, but I can keep them going, and tend to ask a lot of questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS:
I like certain types of Sci-Fi and Fantasy, but mostly all I read now are guides on programming languages and photoshop techniques. Favorite author: Piers Anthony. It's very rare to run into people who've heard of him, though.
MOVIES:
If it makes me laugh, it's a favorite.
SHOWS:
Adventure Time, Venture Bros.
MUSIC:
No favorite. I listen to whatever matches my mood at the moment.
FOOD:
Sushi. I could (read: would attempt to, if I could afford it) eat only sushi every day for the rest of my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't really think there's anything I could literally "do without," beyond the physical needs of the human body. Now, six things I would rather not do without:
I. Electricity
II. A companion familiar (my cat)
III. My vivid imagination
IV. Cheese (in all it's glorious varieties)
V. Background noise
VI. Free will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dichotomies:
Good vs. Evil / Right vs. Wrong / Life vs. Death
Religion vs. Common Sense / Greed vs. Altruism
Technology vs. Social Interaction

Trichotomies:
Good / Evil / Neutrality
Right / Wrong / Business
Life / Death / The Undead
Religion / Common Sense / "Science"
Greed / Altruism / The Good Ol' Boy System
Technology / Social Interaction / "Social Networks"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Glued to my computer screen: the Internet is a vast and dangerously informative source that feeds my insatiable thirsts for knowledge and entertainment.
Sometimes I'll go down to Starbucks and annoy the baristas because they have to put up with me. They can't go anywhere... *manical laughter*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't sleep with any appendage hanging off the side of the bed... (irrational fear that something is going to grab it and pull me off the bed). I blame it on my dad for waking me up like that when I was 10.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you actually read this, you should just send a message saying hello. I really just want to know if anyone gets this far.