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el_tamale_frito

31 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Confident self-deprecator. More endearing traits (usually) make up for the woes of chronic foot-in-mouth syndrome.
What I’m doing with my life
Making sleazy political ads... (for the good guys).
I’m really good at
-Adapting.
-Siloing groups of friends.
-Being sneaky cultured... "Is that a DeYoung membership in your wallet?"..... "Why yes, I suppose it is"..... "Well that IS a surprise. Well done, sir."
(Had that conversation with myself the other day.)
The first things people usually notice about me
My Dougie's gotta be high on the list...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading.... Kundera, Henry James, Gogol-Dostoevsky-Tolstoy, Nabakov, Confederacy of Dunces, Straight Man...

Watching... the Squid and the Whale, Some Like it Hot, Coming to America, Greenberg, My Cousin Vinnie, the Beginners.

Listening... to the collected works of Andre 3000 and Antwan Patton.

Eating... is important. Omnivorous so long as being omnivorous doesn't require cottage cheese or hard-boiled egg yolks (aka sulfur chalk).
The six things I could never do without
-Semi-friendly competition veering into semi-unfriendly competition.
-Chile relleno burritos
-Taking terrible shots in pickup basketball games and then acting completely shocked when they don't go in.
-Sam Cooke radio.
-The Land of Enchantment.
-Old fiction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Whether to trip the guy running by in those barefoot shoes;
-How old is too old to have a Biggie poster on the apartment wall, unframed.
-How much longer I can feign interest in TED talks before someone catches on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Realizing I've been tricked into an EDM bro-down again when I could swear I was promised jams (with a z).

Or in the audience at a dimly-lit Bernal attic, cheering an ambitious new performance artist as he excoriates tech hegemony and demands a return to a San Francisco unmarred by the icy grip of gentrification...

... you know... hypothetically.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fully caught-up on "Downton Abbey" and have (more than once) found myself texting people to bicker about unsatisfactory plot developments.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating