Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Own hair, own teeth, not a blood relative - come on ladies what are
you waiting for??????
Ah, if only it was that easy. I feel I probably need to sell myself
a bit more..... I took a scientific survey of some exes, friends,
and friends' wives. Nine out of ten cats, who expressed a
preference, gave good scores for: smart and funny – I had bribed
them with more than a little pinot...
So I don't come with excess baggage and I'm happy with the way
life's going. But the good times always go better when you've got
someone to share them with: finding that perfect backstreet
restaurant in an unfamiliar city; watching your new favourite band
at a music festival; skiing through the trees, in untracked powder.
With friends it’s always good; with the elusive Miss Right, it can
So it's either internet dating, or starting my own religious
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
~ Working: in Consultancy
~ Writing: Finishing the 'difficult' second novel (which is what I
really should be doing, instead of filling in this…), and on
occasion, producing dialogue for videogames - accepting that the
audience are far more interested in the pixilated chest of the
unfeasibly buxom heroine than the quality of the words...
~ Living: chalking up the good experiences
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't always have a beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
~ Art: buy a little, like a lot
~ Music: Reformed muso. But, there’s still a place in my heart for
a muddy festival field (back to the hotel in the evening
~ Books: Far too little fiction for my own good. Must stop buying
dense management textbooks in the mistaken belief that I can
acquire their knowledge via osmosis.
~ Films: All suggestions gratefully received - I've seen some truly
awful films over the past 12 months.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
They're just things - I'm thinking the religious cult will have a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You think you might look good in a wimple, and are interested in
ground-floor opportunities in the faith sector - free medical,
2. You are a 'Manic Pixie Dream Girl', and want to save me from my
buttoned-down corporate existence
3. You like what you read
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