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_IdealistiCynic

33 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I’ll start by saying that I never know what to write and then proceed to write a book…

I’m happy in my life and just want to invite someone to the party to see if we can kick it up a notch. I’m not looking for a soul mate so much as a partner that wants to join me in trying to get the most out of life. The "no expectations of forever, no pressure to complete each other" philosophy sometimes turns long term and sometimes it’s over relatively quick but there’s never hard feelings so I’m sticking with it.

After some let's say... Tumultuous teen years followed by a decade of reading and study through experience has got me to pretty sweet spot. I’m honest and loyal to a fault but it’s only because I don’t have the time or energy to remember lies and it makes me feel better about myself. Sure, not noble reasons but I’m cool with that.

I’m also one of the most passionate people that you’ll ever meet... Translation? My serious face is pretty good.
What I’m doing with my life
Volunteering with the disenfranchised youth to help them understand their reality. Working at an amazing place that I hope to retire from... Trying to raise a good kid half of the time while attempting to be the bachelor I once was the other half... Trying to reign in my brain from analyzing every... little... thing.
I’m really good at
Teaching kids about concepts I barely understand.
Reading between the lines.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor. It usually catches people off guard because I look serious.
Physically... My eyelashes. And before you ask... yes, they're real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My book collection makes me seem like an intellectual because it's all non-fiction on social theory, philosophy, psychology and history. Shows? Archer, Always Sunny... Music? Anything from Atmosphere to Black Sabbath. Food? I eat anything and everything so I don't care about what other people do/don't eat. In other words, I'll eat your vegan "hot wings" with no complaints. Just don't try to tell me they're as good as the real thing.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Dialogue (talking to myself counts)
2.) Something to study (I'm interested in everything so that's easy)
3.) My Family (there's a handful that are keepers)
4.) Joking around (it's how I deal with the absurdity of life)
5.) Women (sad but true)
6.) Ummm... Oh yeah, my son (unless he turns out to be a jerk)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can save the world... It seriously rules my thoughts. Unfortunately, I never will because I have really great excuses so I have to just try to help a handful of kids at a time.
On a typical Friday night I am
When I have my son - Act like I care about ParaNorman, while thinking about all of the adult fun I'll have when he goes to bed.

When I don't have him - Jump out of the shower, throw on Netflix for background noise while I get ready and slowly lose my mojo as I'm reminded that my single friends suck until I finally decide to just smell really good in my sweats while I polish off Mystery Science Theater. Unless I have a date... *wink* *wink* *nudge* nudge*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play out the entire relationship in my head before sending you a message. If I don't get a reply, I immediately change my tune to how it would've never worked because of X,Y and Z while photoshopping spaghetti noodles on your duck face picture.

Just kidding. I'm too busy to learn photoshop.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have some self-awareness and can communicate openly and honestly while not taking the little things... like ourselves too seriously.