Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

_InfiniteJest

26 M Berkeley, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”
J. Kerouac

"By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe."
A. Crowley

"Goddamn it, you've got to be kind."
K. Vonnegut

"I can't look at myself in the mirror when I brush my teeth anymore. I just keep thinking oh god, I'm polishing my bones so people will like me while I'm here."
C. Thayer

∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴

I am also a you, so we have that in common.
More specifically I am a ferociously sweet, high minded weirdo exploring consensual non-monogamy, and am a sex/body positive feminist who is burdened with glorious purpose. Also I only eat plants and am sapiosexual; show me your brain and I'll feed your body and soul. Switch-Dom if you know what that means.
Against slut-shaming and shaming in general.

Radical honesty. Radical equality. Radical openness. Radical expression. Radical inclusion. Radical leisure. Radical positivity.

Seeking meaningful human connection in all forms:
friends, lovers, mothers, brothers; the lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved to Berkeley for school.
Makin art. Workin out. Makin food. Workin it.
Wanting for people, instead of wanting from people.
Teaching baby boomers how to eat so they don't die.
Join my cult?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gift giving, treating strangers like I've know them for years, intellectual intercourse, making foods, communicating like an adult, attention to detail, being hyper perceptive, being ridiculous, making people laugh, cunnilingus, Shakespearean insults, not taking things personally, open minded skepticism, transparency, and helping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely male. Impeccable wit. Devastatingly handsome hunk. Very very very very funny. Up until recently I had a hefty mustache, but no more! Reclaimed my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Doors of Perception, Y: The Last Man, Preacher, Sex at Dawn, Leaves of Grass, The Prophet, Days of War-Nights of Love, I-Lucifer, LOTR, and A Song of Ice and Fire
Alan Watts deserves a special mention here.
Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you'd most like not to lose.

Bronson, American Psycho, Cloud Atlas, Blade Runner, The Fountain, House of Yes, Holy Mountain, Children of Men, Inception, Eastern Promises, Prometheus, Enter the Void, and anything Kubrick or Studio Ghibli.

Does Vsauce count?

Wildlight, Shpongle, Nicolas Jaar, Tool, NIN, Gustavo Santaolalla, Fela Kuti, Outkast, James Brown, Odezsa, Polish Ambassador, Behemoth, Converge, ALT-J, Tom Waits, and Nick Cave have been the most recent plays.
http://youtu.be/aGFRwKQqbk4

Asian food

The Last of Us
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food
Coitus
Laughter
Avocados
The yoga
Hugs
Communication
Breaking the rules
Water in volume
Personal growth
Kink
Art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Butts. Tattoos. Space. Butts. Science Fact/Fiction. Metaphysics. Butts. Neuroscience. Consciousness. Butts. Human Sexuality. Quantum/Astro Physics. Futurology. Is it burning man yet? Whadup with my pineal gland? Is the game worth playing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8H7Jibx-c0
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't love anyone more than I love myself.
I am a vegan body builder.
I'm into occult stuff.
I can talk about comics ALL DAY.
I'm a huge nerd.
I have a morbid curiosity.
I've had a gun pulled on me more than a few times.
When I was a kid I had an oral fixation and would put everything in my mouth; so I have a strong immune system now....which is nice.
Yo soy Batman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You "get it".
You're looking to expand your consciousness through others.
You have a proclivity towards kink/bdsm.
You want to join me at ecstatic dance.
You want to talk about the psychedelic experience.
You want to discuss who has the one true rite to the Iron Throne.
You want to take my 90 minute Shavasana yoga class I teach.
You want to spend a whole day speaking in a foreign accent.
You agree that all is permissible if you scream "for science!" before you do it.
I invite you to be yourself, it is what I like.