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38 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:54am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Spoiler alert...Time is the one thing you can never get back once it's gone. So, at this stage, I only want to spend time with people who make my life better and think that my time is just as valuable as theirs. I promise that I can do the same. It would be great to get to know someone who I have a stellar connection with and enjoy that.

Just like all of the other profiles, I have a sarcastic, witty sense of humor, love to travel, and being outside in the summer sun. I also work out so that I can have room to try great food, wine, and whisky.

Where I may be different or least hope that I am is here.
I really don't want to be online. I want to meet someone who doesn't want to be online either. I'd rather be out riding bikes, hitting the festivals, taking random road trips, playing scrabble at the coffee house, checking out some glass blowing or welding, and finding out what the cat circus is about (you read correctly. Do it once. Once is all it takes).

In addition to that, I can put together a mean spreadsheet, make a kick @@@ pound cake, dress for the opera, or a day of nothing and Netlfix or sports watching.

How do you know if we might click you say??

1 If you can tell this profile is a combo of honesty and cheekiness
2 You get British humor
3 You've used your passport
4 You smile A LOT and it's a really great smile. ( I really need someone to keep up in this department)
5 You still open doors for ladies
6 You think smart and funny are sexy
7 You read the profile and didn't just look at the pictures
8 You can cook
9 I can wear heels when we go out
10 You can fix my screen door -- Update-this has actually been repaired but the flapper on my toilet needs to be replaced.
11 You will work out with me a couple times a week. Space must be made for the holiday mayhem.
12 You generally try to make the best of most situations.

This isn't the full list but you see where this is going :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for the perfect dessert. I think it could bring world peace.
Spending more time on my hobby so that it's no longer a hobby.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair, smile, and my candor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: SportsCenter, PTI,Archer
Books: Les Mis, Watershipdown,
Movies: City of God, Death at a Funeral, Gone Girl ~ This movie scared the crap out of me for many reasons. If you've seen it and care to discuss it, let me know.
Food: Dark Chocolate, Cookies, Pizza, Mediterranean, Mexican
Music: Nuela Charles, Ella Fitzgerald, The Heavy (UK) Etta James, Antibalas, Lana Del Rey the list and genres are endless here. It really depends on the day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond family and friends I'll say

Sunny Days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do men actually ask women out without text speak and emojis?
How many times I will rewrite this profile?
Why do so many guys have profile pics with sunglasses? Witness protection?
Changing my world (marinate on that one), traveling, the next great cookie,
trying to understand the obsession with reality tv,
wondering if I like online dating,
wondering how many people are really comfortable in their own skin and how many are pretending,
wondering if people even really read this stuff or do they just look at pictures ... and it goes on again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending it with people who make me laugh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't fold a fitted sheet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please see above...

You are a confident nerd. I love smart guys.

You can explain things without cliches.

You're confident, but laid back, like to smile and actually WILL go outside and see what happens.