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37 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:56pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So when you are done giving my pictures a once over, please read my bio. :-)

Prelude ~
So a good friend asked me why I was doing this.
I am hoping to cast a wider net. I am not looking to meet someone exactly like me, but I would like for him to have the same values and a similar outlook on life. He also needs to be able and willing to try new things as I am. I want to be enthusiastic and comfortable communicating with him so we can both have our needs met. I am not looking for someone to complete me, but just someone I am happier with than I am without. In all honesty, my life is pretty kick @@@ as it is but I am human so I know it could be better.

My outlook on life is pretty upbeat. I rarely have a bad day and I only spend time with people whose company I enjoy. I am health conscious, but I can also eat cookies in bed for breakfast sometimes and will not turn down a good glass of wine. Basically, I think balance is the key to my happiness.

~ End of Prelude

So I've tried to word this thing to a few different ways to attract liked minded people, but I must not be doing it right. Here goes.

Just like all of the other profiles, I have a sarcastic, witty sense of humor, love to travel, and being outside in the summer sun. I also work out so that I can have room to try great food, wine, and whisky.

Where I may be different or least hope that I am is here.
I really don't want to be online. I'd prefer to meet someone who doesn't want to be online either. I'd rather be out riding bikes, hitting the festivals, taking random road trips, playing scrabble at the coffee house, checking out some glass blowing or welding, and finding out what the cat circus is about (you read correctly. Do it once. Once is all it takes).

In addition to that, I can put together a mean spreadsheet, make a kick @@@ pound cake, dress for the opera, or a day of nothing and Netlfix or sports watching.

How do you know if we might click you say??

1 If you can tell this profile is a combo of honesty and cheekiness
2 You get British humor
3 You've used your passport
4 You smile A LOT and it's a really great smile. ( I really need someone to keep up in this department)
5 You still open doors for ladies
6 You think smart and funny are sexy
7 You read the profile and didn't just look at the pictures
8 You can cook
9 I can wear heels when we go out
10 You can fix my screen door

This isn't the full list but you see where this is going :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for the perfect dessert. I think it could bring world peace.
Spending more time on my hobby so that it's no longer a hobby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: SportsCenter, PTI, Dowton Abbey
Books: Les Mis, Watershipdown, Ladies No. 1 Detective Agency
Movies: City of God, Death at a Funeral
Food: Dark Chocolate, Cookies, Pizza, Mediterranean, Mexican
Music: Nuela Charles, Ella Fitzgerald, The Heavy (UK) Etta James, Antibalas, Lana Del Rey the list and genres are endless here. It really depends on the day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many times I will rewrite this profile
Why do so many guys have profile pics with sunglasses? Witness protection?
Changing my world (marinate on that one), traveling, the next great cookie,
trying to understand the obsession with reality tv,
wondering if I like online dating,
wondering how many people are really comfortable in their own skin and how many are pretending,
wondering if people even really read this stuff or do they just look at pictures ... and it goes on again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending it with people who make my laugh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Tons of stuff but that is left for face to face.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 32–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Please see above...

You are a confident nerd. I love smart guys.

You can explain things without cliches.

You're confident, but laid back, like to smile and actually want to go outside and see what happens.