So I've tried to word this thing to a few different ways to attract liked minded people, but I must not be doing it right. Here goes.
Just like all of the other profiles, I have a sarcastic, witty sense of humor, love to travel, and being outside in the summer sun. I also work out so that I can have room to try great food, wine, and whisky.
Where I may be different or least hope that I am is here.
I really don't want to be online. I'd prefer to meet someone who doesn't want to be online either. I'd rather be out riding bikes, hitting the festivals, taking random road trips, playing scrabble at the coffee house, checking out some glass blowing or welding, and finding out what the cat circus is about (you read correctly. Do it once. Once is all it takes).
In addition to that, I can put together a mean spreadsheet, make a kick @@@ pound cake, dress for the opera, or a day of nothing and Netlfix or sports watching.
How do you know if we might click you say??
1 If you can tell this profile is a combo of honesty and cheekiness
2 You get British humor
3 You've used your passport
4 You smile A LOT and it's a really great smile. ( I really need someone to keep up in this department)
5 You still open doors for ladies
6 You think smart and funny are sexy
7 You read the profile and didn't just look at the pictures
8 You can cook
9 I can wear heels when we go out
10 You can fix my screen door -- Update-this has actually been repaired but the flapper on my toilet needs to be replaced.
11 You will work out with me a couple times a week. Space must be made for the holiday mayhem.
12 You generally try to make the best of most situations.
This isn't the full list but you see where this is going :-)