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UpperCasteOnly

24 New York, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jun 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Bengali (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hindi (Okay), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No untouchables please (before you get your panties in a bunch: it's a joke).

Since I recently joined the workforce, I've become a properly functioning adult of sorts and have even given up boxed wine, kind of.

While I appear to be a very happy, optimistic, well-adjusted person; I am inexplicably drawn to all things dark. I'll probably suggest we watch some apocalyptic movie or some documentary about a serial killer. Especially during a thunderstorm.

In addition, I love deranged levels of hilarity and uncomfortable weirdness (The Office anyone?). If you can think of a joke that offends me, then you really truly are a sick fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got a degree in Economics and am working dat 9-5 err 6:30.

When I'm not working or studying or playing, I find my time is best spent learning. I enjoy watching documentaries on mostly everything (recently watched one on Elmo and Gypsies) and TED Talks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing (trained since the age of 5), critical thinking, drawing, writing, eating ice-cream, playing word games (my scrabble skills are no laughing matter), playing monopoly, doing Pilates, kickboxing, cooking/baking, people-watching, applying makeup (mostly theatrical; think gore/costume makeup) reading the news daily and memorizing rap lyrics.

I also like sending elaborate snapchat doodles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk with my eyebrows. They have a mind of their own and as a result, I have the worst poker face ever. So no, I will not play strip poker with you.

Additionally, I hear about my RBF (resting bitchy face). I'm pretty sure this phenomenom only occurs as a precautionary defense mechanism on the subway (New Yorkers can get weird).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Bojack Horseman, Archer, Rick and Morty (huge brownie points if you also watch Rick and Morty), House of Cards, Girls, and True Detective.

Books: Off the top of my head - Freakonomics, Anything by Khaled Hosseini, huge Harry Potter nerd, everything by JRR Tolkien, dystopian books, anything by George Orwell, Massacre by Robert Payne, 12 Angry Men and Brave New World.

Movies: Most documentaries, Pulp Fiction, 28 Days Later, Silence of the Lambs, American Psycho, Seven, Lord of the Rings, American History X and American Beauty.

Music: Ratatat, Black Keys, Lana Del Rey, Kanye, Arctic Monkeys, LCD Soundsystem, MIA, Phantogram, Daft Punk

Food: I have a huge sweet tooth So, basically any sort of pastry/cookie/chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The internet: Duh. You're lying if this isn't in your top six. Kitty pictures are the best stress relievers.
2) Peanut Butter and Nutella: I used to be a fan of PB&Js (I mean, they're still great) but ever since I discovered PB & Nutella, I've gone a bit nuts (pun intended).
3) Dad Jokes/Puns: I love making people groan. But I'll love you more if you laugh at my terrible jokes.
4) The Newspaper: Crosswords = the shit.
5) Snark: Makes my knees weak.
6) Youtube videos of people falling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why OkCupid wants to know whether we would squeal like a dolphin during sex. I'm fairly certain this site just wants a good laugh at our misery and use us for their little experiments. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

Why it's so hard for me to be ambidextrous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Definitely not clubbing. You haven't seen awkward until you've seen me put on my moves. Maybe I'll be out at a bar.

If I'm feeling super lazy, Netflix and my two boys Ben & Jerry never failed to keep me company on a Friday night either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On my 11th birthday, I checked my mailbox with high hopes of receiving an acceptance letter from Hogwarts. :(

I'm also the definition of a two beer queer. Pretty sure I'm missing an enzyme or something...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You aren't hypersensitive. I don't want another relationship where I'm wiping your tears with your tampons.

- You know useless facts. Share please (especially animal ones)

- You don't live in India. Sorry guys, but my inbox can't take all this Indian love anymore.