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_Kyle_78

37 Akron, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Friedrich Nietzsche once said that there is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. It’s one of my favorite quotes and I think that it does a great job of explaining all of the ins and outs of love. Do you agree? Of course, we live in an imperfect world so I find myself quoting Scooby Doo’s “ruh roh” much more often than Nietzsche.

I work very hard at being perfect in my career even if it’s an unrealistic goal, but sometimes I get a slow work day and spend hours on Wikipedia learning new things. What kind of things? All of the things! I have an insatiable thirst for knowledge and if it’s a planetarium, museum, or zoo, you can bet that I’m more than willing to travel great distances to visit it.

Have you ever looked up at the moon or stars and just thought, “Wow”? Have you ever been caving because, “Why not crawl around underground in the dark”? Do you ever find yourself turning down a road simply because you’ve never driven down it before? If you answered yes, then we’ll probably get along swimmingly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My professional background is in the construction industry but my current calling is being the maintenance and procurement coordinator for a non-profit homeless shelter. It’s fantastic having a career that allows me to apply my various skills in ways that make a meaningful impact on the community.

Outside of work, I volunteer with animal shelters because our four legged friends sometimes need our help too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My friends have called me for everything from a leaky bathtub to a tough breakup with a girlfriend, and I’ll always help out in any way that I can. I have a lot of skills that I’ve honed over the years but the one thing that I’m best at is being a good friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m curious about this myself, so I asked my best friend. While maybe not the absolute first thing that someone might notice, this is his unedited reply:

You are a loyal friend and always up to help a friend in need (like say, coming over to help clean up a flood, or move house, or redo a bathroom, or etc etc etc.)
You are not consumed by drama. You are an easy going dude that doesn’t sweat the small stuff
You are good at building/making stuff
You like doing stuff (hikes, camping, kayaking, caving, jamming, art museums, drinking, hanging out)
Respectful
Good sense of humour
Inquisitive
Always learning
You have integrity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lucifer's Hammer, We, Black Hawk Down, Brave New World, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, World War Z, and anything by Isaac Asimov.

Movies: Labyrinth, Fight Club, Nausicaa, Big Trouble in Little China, Stardust, Saving Private Ryan, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and anything with Cary Grant.

Shows: Firefly, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, The Shield, Orange is the New Black, Wilfred

Music: Fu Manchu, Karma to Burn, Clutch, Kylesa, Kyuss, Acid Bath, Morphine, Pelican, Johnny Cash, Queens of the Stone Age, 80's music, Adele. This list could go on for a long time.

Food: Eddie's Cheesesteaks, Cashews, and finely crafted Salads. I'm also a big fan of pink lady apples and Louie's hamburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adventure in any form.
Chill time to just relax and veg out.
Good friends and the good times that we have together.
Music that stirs me in some way.
An interesting story in a book, movie, or video game.
A sense of purpose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At any given moment I might be struggling to survive the zombie apocalypse, vacationing in the Caribbean on a pirate ship, walking across the landing pad towards my starship, or trying to defeat the goblin hordes of Cuyahoga Valley National Park. At any rate, wherever I am physically is not necessarily where I am in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might be lying on a blanket in a clearing far away from the city lights, waiting for the stars to come out. I might be sitting in a dimly lit bar with a craft beer, waiting for the next band to start playing. Or I might be sitting on my couch watching Netflix, waiting for the laundry to finish drying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As I get older, as evidenced by my growing obsession with arts and crafts, I now realize that I've become the male version of my mother.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you want to have a conversation with a guy who won’t proposition you for sex or send you pictures of his or anyone else’s dick? Do you want to go out and have some fun trying some new things? Can you be completely serious one minute and goofy as hell the next? Do you rate yourself an A+ in the use of sarcasm? If you answered “yes” to all of the above, what are you waiting for?