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_Kyle_78

36 Akron, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Intelligent, confident, imaginative, rational, analytical, and independent. I’m fairly straight forward with both my thoughts and actions and I appreciate that quality in others. I have a ravenous hunger for information and I can never know enough to satisfy that hunger. I am fiercely loyal to those I love and there is very little that I would not do for a friend in need. I have a very facetious and sometimes dark sense of humor, but I can be a goofball when the mood hits me. I believe that the journey is just as important as the destination and I find myself looking back more fondly on those odd experiences I’ve had while on those journeys.

My interests are extremely varied. I love nature and enjoy biking, hiking, caving, kayaking, and camping. I love a great story regardless of whether that story is told through a book, movie, tv series, video game, theater play, cave painting, smoke signal, or song. I also love museums, zoos, aquariums, libraries; pretty much anywhere that the acquiring of knowledge is encouraged. I’m always up for learning something new.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm the maintenance and procurement coordinator for a non-profit homeless shelter for women and children. I also handle a portion of our IT needs, some basic interior design, and I take the lids off things when they're screwed on too tight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things. Research. Playing the guitar. Making jokes about inappropriate things. Not saying said inappropriate things at work even though I really, really want to. Trusting those who know. Daydreaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very easy going and laid back. Most things don't upset me, even when they should. And I can get along with almost anyone. "Plays well with others."

In a work environment, people notice my professionalism and ability to get things done. Hopefully, they don't notice that I'm wearing the same pants that I had on yesterday because I forgot to do laundry the night before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lucifer's Hammer, We, Black Hawk Down, Brave New World, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, World War Z, and anything by Isaac Asimov.

Movies: Labyrinth, Fight Club, Nausicaa, Big Trouble in Little China, Stardust, Saving Private Ryan, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and anything with Cary Grant.

Shows: Firefly, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, The Shield, Orange is the New Black, Wilfred

Music: Fu Manchu, Karma to Burn, Clutch, Kylesa, Kyuss, Acid Bath, Morphine, Pelican, Johnny Cash, Queens of the Stone Age, 80's music, Adele. This list could go on for a long time.

Food: Eddie's Cheesesteaks, Cashews, and finely crafted Salads. I'm also a big fan of pink lady apples and Louie's hamburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anything that I can think of to list here, I can also think of a time in my life in which I have done without it, so I guess there's nothing that I can't do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.

Time dilation. Fun fact: time moves slightly faster on your ceiling than it does on your floor. Because reasons.

Why does international politics so closely resemble the mentality of 1st graders at recess?

Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech.

No one can prove that yesterday actually existed.

...how tiny we are, yet so connected to everything in the universe.

Really.....why can't we all just get along?

And lately, orbital velocities, gravity, and free return trajectories. KSP anyone?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe going to a concert. But probably doing laundry and watching youtube videos. Isn't adulthood great?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As I get older, as evidenced by my growing obsession with arts and crafts, I now realize that I've become the male version of my mother.
You should message me if
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You want to talk about how awesome Jim Henson was. Or talk about the various acts of plagiarism committed by George Lucas. Or you want to grab a burger at Louie's. Or you want to go for a hike through the Cuyahoga Valley at night, find a nice spot with a clear view of the sky, and talk about how stupidly huge the universe is. Or you want to build rockets with me in Kerbal Space Program. Or you want to tell me what your favorite song/song lyric is and why you like it so much. Or you want to recommend some anime that doesn't suck. Or you want to sell me some art. Or you want to dance with me in my kitchen while I do the dishes. Or you want to go camping and see my awesome campfire starting skills in action. Or you want to veg out for a few days and watch Battlestar Galactica.