burly bearded man child. my inner child has progeria.

"Don't know where i'm going, but i know where i want to be"

☻blackbelt in foh. bartending right now.

☻painting on scrap wood, wheat pasting, making stickers

☻making music with my laptop, midi controllers, and a pirated copy of Ableton.

massage. i have retard strength and some know how.
cooking meats, especially pork.
digital music (ableton, midi controllers, loops, soundscapes)
digital imaging (photshop noodlin, photography, compostion)
making you laugh, i hope otherwise ill be.......
making you cringe, scowl, and hiss
inappropriate humor (see retard joke above)
impersonations

my gentlemanly nature and social savvy. always carries a sharpie.

music: ANKLEPANTS,sparks, big freedia, guapo, clark, o.lamm, kadaa, coil, this heat, fennesz, venetian snares, henry cow, jaga jazzist, mr oizo, sunken Foal, john zorn, serena-maneesh, converge, spazz, infest, eustachian, whourkr, igorrr, man is the bastard, locust, marousa, xrin arms, ruby my dear,foriegn beggars, ben sharpa, can, jedi mind tricks, mayhem, marduk, pig destroyer, j.g. thirlwell, death in june, albert marcoeur, secret chiefs 3, popul vuh, jo squillo, plaid, modeselektor, the gaslamp killer, TTC, anstam, ultra red, baths, elysian fields, rummelsnuff, tangerine dream.

movies: survive style 5+, the tin drum, salo:120 days in sodom, holy mountain, tampopo, [rec], cannibal holocaust, bunny and the bull, enter the void, demons, hauzu, all godzilla movies, popeye, little shop of horrors, steak, the adventures of buckaroo banzai, return of the living dead, save the green planet, ravenous, i saw the devil.

shows: peep show, man stroke woman, xavier renegade angel, ghost adventures, wondershowzen, squidbillies, venture bros

really good olive oil
pirated software
nature and the outdoors
friends and family
a sharp kitchen knife
a really sturdy pair of boots/shoes

the size of the universe

working.

my weekend is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday

* I like fountain soda when the syrup is running low.
* I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery.

You want to go on a road trip.
You want to go fishing.
You want to dig through some thrift stores.
You want to hunt ghosts.
You want to hit up a museum.
You want to go on an adventure.
You want to eat/drink good things.
You want to watch weird movies.
You want to make music with me
You want to join a improv comedy class with me
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