This is what I imagine its like being a girl on okcupid:

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Interesting people usually can't be reduced to three paragraphs or less, and I am interesting.

My brain works faster than I can speak, so sometimes conceptually intense sentences are broken by long pauses. I consider myself tasteful and classy, but as a result of effort, not entitlement. I am hilarious, however, effortlessly. I've only got two paragraphs left.

I try and live my life to create the conditions for my next big epiphany. I believe that other people are like a mirror which allow you to see into yourself. I'm obsessed with learning. Technical, useful, and especially the kind that comes from just thinking.

Fun is an absolute priority. I encourage flying off the handle some times, you know, for science. I challenge the people around me to live their lives.

*I have a career
*Own my own car.
*Exquisite conversationalist.
*I am a gentleman, politeness and manners on point
*I have a college degree (two for those keeping score)

Coming off like a creeper in my okcupid profile.

My sense of humor, my smile or dapper attire.

Whether or not being charming is just the manifestation of being a narcissist.

doing hood rat stuff with my friends

I some times pregame things that should generally not be pregamed for. I also like disco music.

you made an OkCupid because you are so engaged with your awesome life that you don't have time or desire to go meet randos at bars (because I don't either).
OR
you smiled a little bit while reading my description
OR
you want to