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  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently), Polish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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"kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" - If You know the reference... you know what I like. at least one of the things. More allusions may or may not come.

A self-starter, passionate about what he is doing and usually doing it well. An adrenaline junkie and a treasure hunter. I like to figure out the rules and then refuse to play by them... I learn faster than the most, and want to be good at things I do.
What I’m doing with my life
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Life is not about the destination, it's about the journey. Currently journeying the City that never sleeps and enjoying it.

Nerding the hell out of myself doing some crazy software/maths and or other things that most people don't find appealing. I sometimes find them beautiful, mostly interesting, sometimes funny. Sometimes on the other hand... it is just work. And trying to do something great. Memorable. I have hunger for experiences.

Taking the shots...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-eating chocolate,
-putting my socks on every morning and not confusing the pairs
-recognizing green and blue (yea... i am proud of it:D)
- knowing the stuff I should have long forgotten (being smarter than an average fifth-grader) aka wiseass

traveling, programming, cooking (if in the mood!), thinking out of the box, and hopefully making you laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, sarcastic, funny bastard w/o apple stuff on him:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tolkien, Gladwell, Sapkowski, Penrose, Pratchett, Adams
StarWars, The Godfather, the TARANTINO and Tim Burton,
Arrested Development FUTURAMA Chuck!,House M.D, Desperate Housewives, Modern Family, HiMYM
Thai, Italian, Greek, Sushi and Pierogi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
swiss army knife,
kindle (with books),
soccer (propa! football),
a truly good beer with friends,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If people could actually bite my shiny metal ass if I had one.
I should have become a famous soccer player when I had the chance (being 10)
and of course Life, Universe and Everything...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
OUT! Unless I have something really big coming on sunday or just plainly fucked up after a week of hard work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Deep under the shell I am an incurable romantic. it takes a
shitload of work to get him out of his cave though, but he's a nice guy after he sees the light of day.
You should message me if
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well If You want those green eyes of mine or just find the blonde I am amusing:)
You wanted to know how google works.
Wanted to talk to one of the most analytical people in the world