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_Mariel_

33 F Gaithersburg, MD

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I've heard you have to put chinchillas in the refrigerator in the summer. I drive a car that should belong exclusively to old women who wear curlers to bed and own fluffy white dogs named after Golden Girls characters. I own a dog that looks like a toad. I like hockey, beer, poker, Benedict Cumberbatch, and ballroom dancing.

If there's one thing I've learned in my lifetime, it's that people who think they work "on paper" don't necessarily work in real life, and vice versa. People may think there are such things as "deal-breakers" when it comes to relationships, but in reality there are very, very few. I don't fancy dating a bigot of any kind. That's pretty much it on the deal-breaker front. Well, that and a tattoo of a palm tree on your calf. I really want to meet people, go on dates, talk (in person), all that good stuff. I think that's the only way to really know if you click with someone or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Saving lives, healing the sick, storming the castle. You know, the usual. I work as a telephone nurse doing high risk cost avoidance and disease management.

It's ok, I don't know what that means either.
I’m really good at
making lasagna and finding all the best cat videos Youtube has to offer. I'm pretty good at my job and painting my nails. I am not good at singing, sleeping, or making scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I paint my nails like a 14 year old. Pink zebra stripes? Yes please! Balloon rainbow? Sign me up. Penguin on an iceberg? Don't mind if I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am America and So Can You, Blade Runner, Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride, Cabin in the Woods, the Thor movies (shut up, they're good), Flight of the Conchords, Modern Family, Black Books, QI, Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock, The Colbert Report, the Killers, Jimmy Eat World, Lorde, nutella and waffles.

A Young Doctor's Notebooks is the weirdest, grossest, most interesting thing I've seen in a long time. It's on Netflix. Watch it and then tell me how much you love Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe.
The six things I could never do without
Tortillas
Rain
Benedict Cumberbatch
Glitter
The Rhod Gilbert Show podcast
Halloween
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the zombie apocalypse, Benedict Cumberbatch, home furnishings and what I'm going to name all the cats I'll have when I'm old. One of them will be Mordecai, after The Harbinger in Cabin in the Woods.
On a typical Friday night I am
either at my bestie's house playing poker and watching only the worst horror movies available, or at home watching 9 episodes of Sherlock on an endless loop. Either way, a whole lot of pretentious local beer better be involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you're Benedict Cumberbatch, I will definitely go on a date with you.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you like kids, animals, the Food Network, happiness, politics, other countries, ladybugs and wearing ties. Or if you like none of those things but are a funny, kind, and honest person.