_Matt_B
24 Huntington Beach, CA
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My self-summary
Hi! I'm Matt. It's nice to (virtually) meet you!

First off, I love joking around and have been known to offend up tight people. I'm very outgoing when I want to be and am not afraid to say what's on my mind; "Haters gonna hate" is pretty much my personal motto. I like camping, hiking, bonfires, partying, dubstep, space, and people watching.
What I’m doing with my life
I have 2 jobs and am going to school. I work at an after school robotics program and teach several "Intro to programming" and general robotics courses. My other job is as an engineering technician for a company that produces storage solutions for the web server / high performance computing industry. For school I go to Orange Coast College with the goal of transferring to UCI.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Working with kids.
Maintaining the same body weight no matter what I eat.
Most things computer related.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mad dubstep dance skills.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Moon, Gattaca, Fight Club, 50/50, Donnie Darko, Pineapple Express, Get him to the Greek, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, Primer.

Shows: Scrubs, The Daily Show, House, Dexter, Modern Family, Southpark.

Music: Maroon 5, Blink 182, Sum 41, Underoath, Muse, Sick Puppies, Korn, Mutrix, The Killers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Hollywood Undead, Eminem, Dr. Dre, and all things dubstep.
The six things I could never do without
Internet access

The ends of a loaf of bread! Everyone hates on the end pieces. Personally I find them delicious and if you only like the middle then we're probably a perfect match for each other and should run away together into the sunset.

Videos of people making poor choices

Soda

Sarcasm

Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Overly elaborate pranks to play on my friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
usually chilling with some friends or at a party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once convinced my friend to eat cat food. After that day I gained a new found sense of confidence I'd never had before.
You should message me if
You think we'd be a good match or have a fully stocked refrigerator.
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