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_MetalMonkey_

33 Kennesaw, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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South Florida native, Atlanta immigrant, big brother, skater, recovering Catholic, wounded healer, Reiki master, Qi Gong instructor, Kung Fu black belt, former middle school teacher, current nurse, surprise spoiler
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard for the moksa
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a lighthouse
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My rising kundalini
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Be Here Now, The Biggest Secret, The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need, The Physics of Miracles, Healing with the Angels, Tao Te Ching, Alice in Wonderland and the World Trade Center Disaster, Hands of Light, Prescription for Nutritional Healing, The Chocolate War
Movies:
Airplane, Naked Gun, Trainspotting, Heathers, Hot Shots, City of God, Stand by Me, 24 Hour Party People, Kids, Drive, Nowhere, Doom Generation, Better Off Dead, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Gleaming the Cube, The Dictator, Walk Hard, Pootie Tang, Mel Brooks, Monty Python, Muppets
Shows:
South Park, House of Cards, Fargo, True Detective, The Bridge, Sons of Anarchy, Conspiracy Theory, Colbert Report, The State, Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, Portlandia, Key and Peele, Pete and Pete, You Can't Do That on Television
Music:
Boards of Canada, Ride, Slowdive, My Bloody Valentine, Chapterhouse, Daft Punk, Small Black, Cut Copy, Future Islands, Joy Division, New Order, Pulp, Suede, Cocteau Twins, Stereolab, Catherine Wheel, Air, Modest Mouse, Danger Mouse, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Ladytron, Broadcast, LTJ Bukem, Aphrodite, Spring Hill Jack, Weird Al, Tanlines, Radiohead, Deerhunter, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Faith No More, Underworld, Orbital, DJ Shadow, Washed Out, Royksopp, Stone Roses, Jose Gonzalez, Sigur Ros, Gold Panda, Star Slinger, Seven Lions, Bassnectar, Simian Mobile Disco, Oliver, Kavinsky, Prefuse 73, RJD2, A Tribe Called Quest, Digable Plantes, Black Sheep, Del the Funky Homosapien, Sebadoh, Nine Inch Nails, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Sunny Day Real Estate, Verve, Cure, Depeche Mode, Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin
Food:
Ecto Cooler, El Fin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Insight
Foresight
Moresight
The clock on the wall
Reads
A quarter past midnight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movin' on up to the other side
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday? I'm in love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ehhhh, uhhhh, hmmmm, aahhhh, nevermind….
You should message me if
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