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30 M Olathe, KS

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:13am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hola! Mucho Gusto.......ok that's about the extent of my foreign language ability BUT, it's a goal to learn a language in the next year so that counts for something right? So here's the deal, I got really tired of meeting young, beautiful, intelligent women in real life so I decided to skip all the awkwardness that brings and meet young, beautiful, intelligent women on the computer instead.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm doing all types of ill shit with my life. Like what you might ask? I try and live life to the fullest....traveling, drinking, laughing, working, friends, family are all high on the list. I've accomplished alot in life so far, but it's nothing compared to what I want to accomplish. Go ahead, axe me what else I'm trying to accomplish.......I dare you!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a kickass breakfast sandwich. It's a relatively-long, intricate process — but worth the wait. I've made them for roommates' girlfriends. I'll make you one in the morning. And by morning, I mean early afternoon. My other culinary specialty? Ask.

Using all 14 punctuation marks (especially parenthesis...and ellipses) in the English language. Except brackets.

Listening, eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a gentleman and a scholar.........I don't know, I've heard my lips. I would go with my sarcasm and sense of humor though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-World War Z, Choke, 1984, Brave New World, Dr Suess.......You know the classics

-I've seen way to many movies,'s a problem. Jackie Brown, The Big Labowski, Goodfellas, Heat, ect...

-True Detective, Fargo, Game of Thrones, Louis, The Walking Dead

-Ask me about music..........I dare you

-Watch me work some magic with a Foreman Grill, I don't mess around! There's not much I don't like......but i'm always up for good Mexican, Vietnamese, BBQ, or a good ol' steak. Whatev's yo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Besides family/friends, air/water, passport, the English language, sex, etc.)

Random Vacations
Freshly-laundered bed sheets.
Good pair of jeans and boots
Sporting events w/ dad and brother.
Good whiskey (esp. Old Fashioned w/ rye), good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not dropping my naked smartphone
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Committing misdemeanors, fighting felonies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've robbed a number of banks in the Tri-State area, but just keep it on the down Thanks!
You should message me if
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You're Fiona from Shameless, Topanga from Boy Meets World, Alex Wagner, Amber Heard or Carmen Sandiego. Or an amalgamation of the five.

Or, of course, if you're just compelled to.