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35 M Blackwood, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm sarcastic as hell... but most of the time I can make it sweet. So far this site has hooked me up with people I could easily have a great first date with... then one of us would get bored. I love Dr Horrible's sing along blog. I've done community Theatre all my life. I consider myself an outgoing person. I make acquaintances easily, but good friends I have only a few. I enjoy acting in community theatres, and with my new schedule (see below) I plan on doing much more in the near future. I like quiet bars, maybe a jazz or blues club that also allows for good conversation. I spend a lot of time watching movies. It doesn't matter what kind as long as they are well done. I am generally a neat person, though I have to force myself to clean. I love food, whether it be eating out in a nice restaurant, or just whipping up some midnight snacks and sitting down with a new film. I enjoy outdoor activities, but don't have the chance as much as I'd like.

I'm looking for someone down to earth. If you don't understand the value of sarcasm... we're not a match. Someone who is self reliant, but knows the value of companionship. I believe in chemistry and attraction. I am generally a night owl however I just switched to a m-f early morning shift on 2/4. 2/3 at 9:30pm I bought a programmable coffee maker. It's amazing how well the smell of brewing coffee works for getting your eyes open in the morning. Now if they just made one that could automatically pump the caffeine into my veins prior to my actually having to roll out of bed.

I consider myself a relationship man, I'm not against casual dating, but it has never been very important to me. First dates can be amazing, but second dates are so much sweeter. I prefer to find someone who's looking for more, and just seeing where things progress.
What I’m doing with my life
Just started a Manager position Feb 2nd. Working first shift for the first time in 10 years. Right now I'm just in shock that I have to wake up before the sun comes up. I've gotten used to going to bed just after sunrise.
I’m really good at
I've gotten really good at being me. Still working on what that means.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a wealth of seemingly useless information, unless you happen to catch me in context.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movies are too many to list. Shawshank Redemption, Legend, Princess Bride, Pump up the Volume, Thirteenth Warrior, Master and Commander, Love Actually, Ladyhawke.... etc... I love all types of movies as long as they are well done. I read anything I can get my hands on, mostly fiction. I love a good story. Chrichton, Patterson, Dan Brown, Tolkien and anyone else who can write a good bedtime story and yet keep me awake long enough to read the next chapter.
The six things I could never do without
The letter S
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sleep. There used to be a lot more of it in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no idea. I will have to fill this in soon when I'm not picking up a sixth day at my old store on Saturday mornings. If you have any good suggestions I'd love to hear them!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well... I fall asleep every night to the same movies playing in the background. After 10 years of wondering why I've figured it out. Narration. 34 years old and I love being told a bedtime story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've gotten this far... most are scared away by my first sentence. If you're still reading then send me a message.

(OHH.... and If you noticed anytime in the last year that I mistyped "you're" in the previous sentence and it bugged you... send me hate mail. It was a typo.... Yes I know the difference!)

If you like what you read say hi. I'm here because I recently resigned myself to the fact that I will be In Jersey for a while now due to the new job, and almost all of my friends are hours away in Delaware. I'm always looking to find the right woman and the right woman for me probably wouldn't be waiting around for me to send her a message first.