I can dance.

Just moved to Brooklyn from Orange County. No idea.

So I'm volunteering on a documentary and hitting up anything remotely interesting professionally to enhance my experience.

Also, I do fun things.

Finding the humor in things.

Also, sounding like way more of an elitist than I actually am. I'm pretty good at that.

Lips? Teeth? Laugh? Dance moves?

I dunno. I'm not them.

Movies: Good Will Hunting, The Graduate, Harold and Maude, anything from PT Anderson, Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, Studio Ghibli and Christopher Nolan.

Music: Radiohead, Elliott Smith, The Smiths, Nick Drake, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Whitest Boy Alive

Shows: Louie, Venture Bros., Parks & Rec, Community, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Later with Jools Holland, Walking Dead (even though it really is kind of terrible. I mean, honestly.)

Books: Great Gatsby, Divine Comedy, A Song of Ice and Fire, Paradise Lost, most things by Kerouac, Hemingway, Warren Ellis, the Sandman, the Watchmen

Food: I can't think of particulars, but I'll try most things and I approve of the "foodie" revolution.

1. My dog.
2. Music.
3. Soccer.
4. Fam.
5. Humor.
6. I was going to say sarcasm, but I realized how sincere the first 5 are...

everything. Seriously. Maybe not cars. But everything else.

Continuity issues.

Well, now that I've just moved to BKN, I suppose I'm scrambling to find something to do with people I know.

I feign death after sneezing, even if I'm the only one in the room.

You're not so old-fashioned that you think men really need to contact women first. (And if you aren't, how will you ever think OK Cupid will work out???)

Your best friend is a slightly overweight pug.

If you think Rashida Jones should stop wearing so many pairs of pants. (Totally watching Parks & Rec as I type this.)