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Valhalla_Takeout

38 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'd rather not summarize.
What I’m doing with my life
Editor // Business Owner
I’m really good at
A multitude of things, humility being one of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Camden Story, Wind Burn, 7 Shelves, Canadian Escort, The return of sodomy, Realistic Vulgarity, Epoch Shiv, The Trills, Fancybatur.com, Replenish Nature, Triple Casket, The life and times of Toby Maguire, Advanced Puppetry Mechanics, Swift Kick, These are all made up except one, Triple Homicidiual, Raft Dance, Jack2Nite, Ripple Toes, Magic Comb, The Dillatandies, Coke River Bandits, Wax & Daps, Posiedon's Rules, The D💞zzle , StaphMeal, Marxist Maggot, The Family Glass.
The six things I could never do without
A grating sense of insignificance in the universe
Magicians
Facial hair
Sarcasm
Rebel Armies
Black Cherry Soda
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the towne or home for 3 months with a shattered tibia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get stage fright easily when urinating in public.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like Pretzel Bites™ at the movies.