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Valhalla_Takeout

38 M Boston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Editor // Business Owner
I’m really good at
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A multitude of things, humility being one of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That beard on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Camden Story, Wind Burn, 7 Shelves, Canadian Escort, The return of sodomy, Realistic Vulgarity, Epoch Shiv, The Trills, Fancybatur.com, Replenish Nature, Triple Casket, The life and times of Toby Maguire, Advanced Puppetry Mechanics, Swift Kick, These are all made up except one, Triple Homicidiual, Raft Dance, Jack2Nite, Ripple Toes, Magic Comb, The Dillatandies, Coke River Bandits, Wax & Daps, Posiedon's Rules, The D💞zzle , StaphMeal, Marxist Maggot, The Family Glass.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A grating sense of insignificance in the universe
Magicians
Facial hair
Sarcasm
Rebel Armies
Black Cherry Soda
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative Endeavors
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the towne or home for 3 months with a shattered tibia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get stage fright easily when urinating in public.
You should message me if
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you like Pretzel Bites™ at the movies.