If the History channel did a special on me, the narration (obviously done by Morgan Freeman - who else) would go something like this:
"...a funny, fearless, happy, giving & loyal Iraqi-British gentleman. Born in Baghdad, lived in the UK (age 6-13) then returned to Iraq, fled Saddam's army age 19 and returned back to the UK as a refugee. He got his British law degree while devoting over a decade of his life helping persecuted Iraqi refugees escape to Europe. A California resident for years, loves meeting new people, appreciates fashion & style, admires intelligence & compassion. He now reflects back at his eventful past with content & a nodding grin"