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__meh

33 Edinburgh, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.
What I’m doing with my life
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95% of my time is spent working, commuting, or sleeping.

Remaining time is spend watching something on a screen, be it a film, TV, ipad, game or kindle.

I used to exercise. Maybe should take that up again.

Don't really care too much for the whole "backpacking round Siberia" thing anymore, I'm through my 20s.

I often think of times and places I'd rather be alive in than the present. Medieval Germany, for example. Or Ancient Greece.

Everything has been discovered on Earth, and technology isn't advanced enough for us to explore space. Born too early, born too late.

Did you know that eventually, the entire universe, all of existence, will disintegrate into a cosmic soup of white noise? Entropy. It's inevitable. Everything is in vain.
I’m really good at
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Walking along the surface of the earth without falling off.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I do not have a dead foetus attached to my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Not gonna list all my favourites here, but I have over 3,000 albums, so music's kind of a big deal to me.
Books: Anything that isn't Harry fucking Potter.
TV: All the big ones everyone else likes. South Park, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Twin Peaks, etc
Films: Too many to mention. I'm a proper film buff. Favourite director is David Lynch.
Food: Filet mignon (rare).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 things I like:

Dogs
Carbonated water
Money
Wikipedia
Sleeping
iPad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zeno's paradoxes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Question Time and shouting at the TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find sex overrated.
You should message me if
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...you're not going to message me.