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33 Edinburgh, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:31am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I should be honest, I'm pretty cynical about this whole internet dating malarkey. Why are you here? What's wrong with you, that you can't get a date the normal way? What is the normal way, for 25+ folks, anyway? Bars, pubs, nightclubs? They'll just assume I'm a "sleazy" guy wanting a one night stand. Work? Everyone I work with is male and over 40. Randomly talk to a woman on the street? Yeah, that'll go well.

Anyway, a short intro to me:
- I grew up in the countryside but I'm a city boy at heart.
- I like computers, technology and science, but I love the arts just as much.
- I'm interested in the world and like travelling but don't actually do that much of it (not recently anyway). I did live in Canada for 4 years in my 20s.
- I have a few prejudices. I hate neds/jakies, and people of general low education who use working class accents and language.
- I often go to the cinema on my own because I actually enjoy watching films on my own.
- I'm a bit of a grammar nazi. Stupid people annoy me.
What I’m doing with my life
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95% of my time is spent working, commuting, or sleeping.

Oh, wait - I'm supposed to make this sound interesting....

I know every okcupid user is apparently a cRaZy hippie moonchild who goes traveling around Thailand every 3 weeks and whatever, but I'm sort of through my 20s now and got that out my system, and I'm more into the whole "acquiring currency" thing now.

So basically my life is fairly boring and uneventful, but I'm actually quite enjoying it that way for now.

I have a droll, cynical sense of humour. If it grates you, best move on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking along the surface of the earth without being flung off into the depths of space.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I do not have a dead foetus attached to my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Not gonna list all my favourites here, but I have over 3,000 albums, so music's kind of a big deal to me.
Books: Anything that isn't Harry fucking Potter.
TV: All the big ones everyone else likes. South Park, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Twin Peaks, etc
Films: Too many to mention. I'm a proper film buff. Favourite director is David Lynch.
Food: Filet mignon (rare). Steak tartare. Omelette. Avocado. Clam chowder. Langoustine. Lobster. Mushrooms & truffles. Buffalo mozzarella. Goats cheese. Aubergine. Not all in the same dish though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crap question, but here are 6 things I like:

Carbonated water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zeno's paradoxes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Falling asleep on the sofa.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am politically fairly right wing. I love Peter Hitchens (look him up on YouTube). I love Margaret Thatcher. I'm in favour of small government and low taxes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re not going to message me. You're a woman, I'm a man... that means I have to do the chasing. That's how it works, and you know that.

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