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__meh

33 Edinburgh, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
95% of my time is spent working, commuting, or sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
meh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I do not have a dead foetus attached to my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Not gonna list all my favourites here, but I have over 3,000 albums, so music's kind of a big deal to me.
Books: Anything that isn't Harry fucking Potter.
TV: All the big ones everyone else likes. South Park, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Twin Peaks, etc
Films: Too many to mention. I'm a proper film buff. Favourite director is David Lynch.
Food: Filet mignon (rare).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 things I like:

Dogs
Carbonated water
Money
Wikipedia
Sleeping
iPad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zeno's paradoxes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Question Time and shouting at the TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think sex is overrated.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live in Edinburgh and have a photo and aren't a chav.