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__meh

34 Edinburgh, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to be "with it", then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" anymore, and what "it" is seems weird and scary to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling what is empty, emptying what is full, scratching where it itches
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being stubborn & opinionated
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am not a creepy backwards-talking dwarf.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Boards Of Canada, Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares, Autechre
Books: Albert Camus
TV: South Park, BBC 4
Films: 2001: A Space Odyssey, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, anything by David Lynch
Food: Filet mignon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Money
Sleeping
The Internet
Computers
Dogs
My holiday home in Argyll
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zeno's paradoxes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing computer games while listening to Stephen Nolan. I would go out but I essentially have no friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an undercover KGB agent.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're easily-pleased, bland, and inoffensive.

Also, you're not utterly obsessed with traveling. Ugh. What's with my generation? I'm up for doing some fun holidays and exploring and stuff, but half the women my age seem to think a person's worth is directly correlated to how many different countries they've visited. In the age of easy credit & budget airlines, anybody can take a few weeks off work and prance around Thailand/Brazil/Botswana in a backpack for a fortnight. It doesn't make you interesting. You're not special.

*rant over*