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__one__

23 / M / straight / Single

Van Nuys, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
—
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
—
Kids
—
Pets
—
Languages
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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I am _ _ _ _ _ _, ?????????, and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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My Self-Summary

You really get to see the lameness to most people through this site. Maybe it's the medium, but I'm not impressed, overall.

I'm mostly a humanitarian, an athlete and a scholar. Honestly, I have to admit that I'm funny too. I often get hyper-analytical, but don't fret (trip) if you don't know what that means because I'm usually able to (with a bit of effort) refrain from talking that way.

What I’m doing with my life

All kinds of things. Mostly I hang out with friends, practice martial arts, get stronger, learn things, financially progress, continue my education (will never stop this), play tennis, play racquetball, try to fight overpopulation, global warming, and social inequity. I spend a lot of time learning and investigating all kinds of academic theories, and camping. I like going out to different places or staying at home to do relaxing or creative things.

I’m really good at

Cooking, speaking, martial arts, being happy, teaching, being there for my loved ones, rapping, math, writing, understanding ethics, acting on behalf of ecological preservation, sports, being a positive force in my love ones' lives, weight-lifting, charismatically socializing.

The first things people usually notice about me

My existence

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

blood in blood out, pulp fiction, chicken, steak, pizza, STAR WARS, burgers, 2 pac, eminem, sot weed factor, catcher in the rye, on the origin of species, the brain that changes itself, count of monte cristo, kabob, mozart, john coltrane, "darjeeling limited," etc.

I put that last title in quotes because it's become almost cliche amongst smart folks to like this movie.

The six things I could never do without

In no meaningful order:

*breathing
*food/drink
*brain
*social ties, esp. fam+friends
*motorized transport (car)
*housing of some sort

I spend a lot of time thinking about

psychology, philosophy (mostly ethics and epistemology), health food, how to fix the world, random scenarios that would be funny, exercise, determinism vs. free will, women, tasks at hand, "and much much more!" (to use advertising terms)

On a typical Friday night I am

comparing my Friday night's experience to other such experiences, wondering what my typical Friday night looks like.

Usually working and then hanging out with my friends or reading some stuff at home.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My parents died of dysentery when I was just a boy. Now I inject heroin on a daily basis just to ease the pain.

Yes, that was a joke. But really, I'd like to admit that at the end of my "My favorite books, movies, music, and food" section, I'm not sure if I was supposed to use amongst or among. Please teach me if you know, because I don't want to look it up now.

You should message me if

you've enjoyed this profile and want to hang out or talk at some point.

Also, if you're completely nuts; bring it on!

-David

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