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30 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, C++ (Fluently), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't believe they come right out and call these "essays." At 28, I thought I was all done with those! Can't we have some euphemism like "Curriculum Vitae" or... actually that's even worse. But let's use a fun word, like "manifesto" or "screed." This is my irresistibly attractive dating screed! You can't look away!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling out a profile for Ok Cupid because I am WITH IT!!

I've been doing the cubicle-jockey, software-developer thing for a while. Recently I've been traveling and getting into photography... You know, that whole "well-rounded" thing they tried to push on us in college.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not not writing jokey profiles. Kapow! Double negative!

Actually I'm good at techie things (my job) and photography (my hobby, one of them.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ugly ugly face!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance; Lila (sequel to zataomm); most all stephen king books - they're mostly interchangeable with eachother.

big lebowski; fight club; natural born killers; bitten (funny vampire flick - look it up on netflix); young adult; pulp fiction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Photography. Where to shoot, how I could edit my last photo differently, setups I'd like to shoot. I've been nerding out about this pretty hard recently; that's a good thing. I think my profile should have at least one or two "serious" sections. This is one, sort of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
... an empty essay! Oh that was clever. Actually it's friday night and I'm writing this, whoops.

On a typical Friday night I am a TOTAL WINNER!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a super-secret CIA-NSA-agent man guy. Sssh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* Your name includes at least one letter of the alphabet..
* You can spare the bytes. All bytes are appreciated. Even just a nybble, if that's what you've got.
* You'd like to participate in one of the following adventures: glass blowing class (never done it); beginner motorcycle class (never done it); track driving (mostly never done it); walking around taking photos (I do this a lot); coffee (done far too much but not stopping)

I'm not interested in "online-only" or pen pals. Please be ready to get your bad self out of the apartment after some respectable number of messages!

I recommend being at least interested/curious about either bicycling or photography, for your maximal rubix-enjoyment. Otherwise, I migh be unsure what to do with you.