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sarcastictween

22 Brooklyn, NY Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
life's a brand and then you die™

Twitter funny sad irl, infj

twitter.com/shitshowdotinfo
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to outlive janis joplin
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding which play button is the real one on project free tv
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a human (barely) and alive (barely)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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tv: bad reality tv, adventure time, early simpsons, random netflix obsessions, bobs burgers, larry sanders show, rick and morty

books: foucault, sartre, david foster wallace ugh idk some other non pretentious stuff too? ron rash, bell hooks

music: teebs, bonobo, gaslamp killer, kanye west, tycho, dj shadow, flying lotus, onra

food: braised meats, roasted vegetables, pickles, but really anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
memes (x 5)
drugs w/ dystopian names
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I actually like smash mouth or not
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
apparently updating my okcupid profile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My debit card got declined buying two bottles of poppers
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a hard time discerning between irony and your genuine beliefs and opinions, and live in a post-ironic hellscape lol

no new sincerity nerds

the word millennial makes u laugh