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40 Citrus Heights, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am.

From the old three words thing:
I am sexual, honest, and kind
What I’m doing with my life
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No longer looking for a match, found one already. Found him here, in fact. Good luck in your searchings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expanding my profile to 500 words because it says I should in the sidebar. In general I like to follow rules, but not if they don't make sense. I'd say I'm halfway between lawful good and chaotic good. Hmm, that would be neutral good, but that doesn't seem right. Ok, so I strive to be like Mal from Firefly, but I end up more like The Shepherd, only without the God bits. but Is that 500 words yet? Oy, not even close. I guess I could post the whole lorem ipsum thing, but that would be pretty boring. Perhaps I'll continue this later, I'm really good at procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm fat, I have purple hair, and I'm kind of shy. If you stick around long enough to see beyond those things though you'll find I'm geeky and pretty sharp, but silly sometimes too. I'm the type of girl who keeps her sex dice with her d20s. There's an e-card that says "If you leave the sexual innuendo door open even the slightest bit, I'll come crashing through it like the Kool Aid man." My closest friends know that sex is pretty much my favorite thing to talk about.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, science, math, the Internet, knowledge, and my favorite vibrator.
You should message me if
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You realize I'm not looking for a date or sexual partner, but are interested anyway. If we have a high match percentage I'll be more inclined to say hi back.

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