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32 M Burbank, CA

I’m looking for

  • Bi women only
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Dane. I'm very weird, and I feel that humor should never be off limits. My week is usually: work, go find amazing food, work on dumb side things while my cat hangs around, watch dumb stuff, repeat. Something like that.

Right now, I'm finishing up Fire Walk With Me, writing this thing, and she's passed out on a bag. I suppose the foretold prophecy was true. Anyway, that's a start.
What I’m doing with my life
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While I'm really focused on some important things in life at the moment, I am open to talking with anyone local and cool, who share any common interest(s) in whatever random crap I have listed below. Hooray. Thanks for stopping by!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hyperbole and Twitter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Human traits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Superdrag, Oasis, Mansun, PULP, Blur, The Beatles, KISS, Paul Collins Beat, Mr. T Experience, The Queers, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Silver Sun, I Fight Dragons, Space, Neil Sedaka, Fastball, Harvey Danger, Suede, The Zutons, Bobby Vee, Ricky Nelson, Cardigans, Kula Shaker, Frankie Valli, Alice Cooper, Sex Pistols, Arctic Monkeys, The Undertones, The Pipettes, The Ramones, Ash, The Zombies, DEVO, The La's, Jason Falkner, Dion and the Belmonts, Jimmy Clanton, The Knack, ABBA, Caviar, The Wannadies, Eve 6, Kara's Flowers, Viva Brother, The Shangri-Las, ELO, Burger Records bands, Brill Building songwriters etc.

Movies - All John Carpenter, Black Dynamite, After Hours, That Thing You Do!, anything starring The Barbarian Brothers, Yojimbo, Terminator 1 and 2, Back To The Future trilogy, Star Wars 3-6, Highlander, Death Wish 3, the Bill & Ted saga, anything from members of The State, Troll 2, Samurai Cop, The Room, Office Space, Home Alone, Hot Fuzz, Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare, Gremlins 1 and 2, No Distance Left To Run, Deadly Prey, the works of Astron-6, Everything Is Terrible! movies and clips, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, anything by Neveldine/Taylor, Swingers, Ed Wood, Pacific Rim, The Lost, View Askewniverse flicks, 500 Days Of Summer, House Party, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Trancers, L.A. Confidential, Disney's Aladdin, the John Waters filmography, the Chris Seaver filmography, Die Hard, Marvel movies, Eyes Wide Shut, Batman (1989), Transformers (1986), For a Few Dollars More, Birdemic: Shock and Terror 1 and 2, Stephen King adaptations, Bibleman adventures (Hilarious) etc.

Books -Jack Ketchum, Stephen King. Random comics.

TV - The State, Deadwood, Supernatural, The Flash (1990), Star Trek, The Prisoner, Kenny vs Spenny, Community, BSG, Arrested D, Key & Peele, Doctor Who, Bates Motel, Twin Peaks, Get A Life, Once Upon a Time, The Cape, Stella, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Workaholics, The IT Crowd, Tim and Eric, Unwrapped, Batman TAS, The Simpsons, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, MST3K, Firefly, The Shield, Always Sunny, and I have the WWE Network.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my cat
-tactile stimulation
-life-sustaining necessities
-people that I love/care about
-The Beatles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-sociophilosophy and devolutionist theory
-always doing my best
-my current to-do list
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going for pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book, so ask away.
You should message me if
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You are fairly open minded, logical and have a knack for absurdist humor.