I don't act or look my age. For example, I like to showcase the crazy, and those who stick around will probably be the ones who are equally interesting (or perhaps just plain nuts) :
I carry 3 broken watches with me in my pocket at all times, except when sleeping or showering, I've written 4 full-length novels, the old rubber-suit Godzilla sends chills up my spine, I go running twice a week, I have a deep love for the idea of religion, my spirit animal would be hot green tea, I enjoy moments of sardonic introspection (that means laughing at myself), I've never had a nightmare in my life (at least not that I can remember), and I firmly believe that you can have too much of a good thing. That's me in a run-on sentence.
While I've only gotten a handful of dates from this site, I've come up with some really great, life-changing friends both near and far. Originally when I joined it wasn't just a dating site, and I keep that in mind at all times.
A friend recently said of me, "he has this weird quirk where 'NO' can mean a whole plethora of things. Oftentimes 'yes,' 'hello,' or 'how are you this fine morning'." In his defense, I have been known to start conversations with "no" just to see how people will react. The results are often hilarious.
You aren't a soul with a body or a character off of a TV show or a zodiac sign. You are you, not a metaphor for you. Be that. Own it. No shame. Lao Tzu was wrong : do not flow like water - flow like whatever the fuck you are.
I am sparkly, zesty, and tangy