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30 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Somebody once told me that they couldn't tell if I was a really dumb smart person or a really smart dumb person.

I like new socks and old books and I hate cheese. I was born in Texas and grew up in Ohio. I miss thunderstorms and chili. I don't miss waking up to cows mooing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm co-founding a startup. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Back in the day I double majored in Computer Science and Psychology, so if this whole OkCupid thing doesn't work out I can always just build myself a robot girlfriend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like word games and board games and crossword puzzles. I've settled Catan.

I play tennis and basketball. My signature move is hitting someone in the face with the ball and knocking off their glasses. This is one of the worst feelings ever, second only to stepping on a Lego barefoot.

Why isn't there an "I'm pretty awful at" section?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a ton of gray hair. I'm like a young Steve Martin without jokes or banjo skills.

I was recently told that I looked like a twelve-year-old by someone who just met me. So apparently twelve-year-olds are super buff and insanely handsome nowadays.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sedaris for laughs, Harry Potter for magic, Vonnegut for humanity.

I grew up reading Roald Dahl. Every now and then I use a rainy day to grow up again.

Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight because they make me smile.
Superbad because it makes me laugh.
Memento because it hurts my head.
Eternal Sunshine because it does all of the above.
Jurassic Park because it has dinosaurs, and dinosaurs are pretty cool.

I particularly like what these people have done: Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Jonze, Tarantino, the Coens.

Freaks and Geeks is probably my favorite show ever.

Also: Arrested Development, Archer, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. Mostly bingeable things on Netflix. I stopped watching TV for months after watching The Wire because everything else suddenly seemed kind of bad.

I wake up to The Beatles and fall asleep to Radiohead. Well, not really. I use an alarm clock.

In between: Arcade Fire, Beirut, Dylan, The Black Keys, Neon Indian.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Because of my username, I get emails from OKCupid with titles like "huzzah, super_rad_chick is checking you out right now!" It's like having an overly enthusiastic old English gentleman in a tweed jacket living in my inbox. I wonder what he does all day when I'm not getting email.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably trying to figure out if I'm pacing my drinking correctly. This could be at a bar, at dinner, at a concert, at home in the shower with my clothes on and the water running.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, I thought "deaf" and "death" were the same word. I thought it was unfair that people thought your life was over if you couldn't hear.
You should message me if
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You want to say hi and you're not a crazy Internet axe murderer. Or, if you happen to be an axe murderer, you're at least repentant about it.

I get along best with people who are thoughtful.