Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

_huzzah

30 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Somebody once told me that they couldn't tell if I was a really dumb smart person or a really smart dumb person.

I like new socks and old books and I hate cheese. I was born in Texas and grew up in Ohio. I miss thunderstorms and chili. I don't miss waking up to cows mooing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm co-founding a startup. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Back in the day I double majored in Computer Science and Psychology, so if this whole OkCupid thing doesn't work out I can always just build myself a robot girlfriend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like word games and board games and crossword puzzles. I've settled Catan.

I play tennis and basketball. My signature move is hitting someone in the face with the ball and knocking off their glasses. This is one of the worst feelings ever, second only to stepping on a Lego barefoot.

Why isn't there an "I'm pretty awful at" section?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a ton of gray hair. I'm like a young Steve Martin without jokes or banjo skills.

I was recently told that I looked like a twelve-year-old by someone who just met me. So apparently twelve-year-olds are super buff and insanely handsome nowadays.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Sedaris for laughs, Harry Potter for magic, Vonnegut for humanity.

I grew up reading Roald Dahl. Every now and then I use a rainy day to grow up again.

Movies
Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight because they make me smile.
Superbad because it makes me laugh.
Memento because it hurts my head.
Eternal Sunshine because it does all of the above.
Jurassic Park because it has dinosaurs, and dinosaurs are pretty cool.

I particularly like what these people have done: Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Jonze, Tarantino, the Coens.

Shows
Freaks and Geeks is probably my favorite show ever.

Also: Arrested Development, Archer, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. Mostly bingeable things on Netflix. I stopped watching TV for months after watching The Wire because everything else suddenly seemed kind of bad.

Music
I wake up to The Beatles and fall asleep to Radiohead. Well, not really. I use an alarm clock.

In between: Arcade Fire, Beirut, Dylan, The Black Keys, Neon Indian.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Because of my username, I get emails from OKCupid with titles like "huzzah, super_rad_chick is checking you out right now!" It's like having an overly enthusiastic old English gentleman in a tweed jacket living in my inbox. I wonder what he does all day when I'm not getting email.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably trying to figure out if I'm pacing my drinking correctly. This could be at a bar, at dinner, at a concert, at home in the shower with my clothes on and the water running.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid, I thought "deaf" and "death" were the same word. I thought it was unfair that people thought your life was over if you couldn't hear.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to say hi and you're not a crazy Internet axe murderer. Or, if you happen to be an axe murderer, you're at least repentant about it.

I get along best with people who are thoughtful.