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_huzzah

30 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Somebody once told me that they couldn't tell if I was a really dumb smart person or a really smart dumb person.

I like new socks and old books and I hate cheese. I was born in Texas and grew up in Ohio. I miss thunderstorms and chili. I don't miss waking up to cows mooing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm co-founding a startup. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Back in the day I double majored in Computer Science and Psychology, so if this whole OkCupid thing doesn't work out I can always just build myself a robot girlfriend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can always pick the slowest checkout lane at any grocery store. The only caveats are that I have to be both in a hurry and trying to find the fastest lane.

Sailing. Well, I was on the boat while some other dude did most of the work. But I didn't die, so my success rate is 100%, tied for the best of all time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a ton of gray hair. I'm like a young Steve Martin without jokes or banjo skills.

I was recently told that I looked like a twelve-year-old by someone who just met me. So apparently twelve-year-olds are super buff and insanely handsome nowadays.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
Sedaris for laughs, Harry Potter for magic, Vonnegut for humanity.

I grew up reading Roald Dahl. Every now and then I use a rainy day to grow up again.

Movies
Before Sunset because it makes me smile.
Superbad because it makes me laugh.
Memento because it hurts my head.
Eternal Sunshine because it does all of the above.
Jurassic Park because it has dinosaurs, and dinosaurs are pretty cool.

Shows
Freaks and Geeks is probably my favorite show ever.

Also: Arrested Development, Archer, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. Mostly bingeable things on Netflix.

Music
I wake up to The Beatles and fall asleep to Radiohead. Well, not really, but that sentence sounds pretty cool in my head. I use an alarm clock.

In between: Arcade Fire, Beirut, Dylan, The Black Keys, Neon Indian.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Because of my username, I get emails from OKCupid with titles like "huzzah, super_rad_chick is checking you out right now!" It's like having an overly enthusiastic old English gentleman in a tweed jacket living in my inbox. I wonder what he does all day when I'm not getting email.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably trying to figure out if I'm pacing my drinking correctly. This could be at a bar, at dinner, at a concert, at home in the shower with my clothes on and the water running.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I voted for Dennis Kucinich once.
You should message me if
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You want to say hi and you're not a crazy Internet axe murderer. Or, if you happen to be an axe murderer, you're at least repentant about it.