Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well. As indicated by my three word blurb, I'm quite the extrovert.
I also get down with high fives and Disney movies, and raspberries
(not the kind you eat). I embrace silliness
in any form. (wanna hear a
dirty joke? a pig fell in the mud. wanna hear a clean one? the pig
took a shower.) I will read
anything I can latch myself to, and
routinely refer to my current book as my current love affair, if
that gives a general idea of how much of a bibliophile I am. I love
long walks in the middle of the night in dark places, and I usually
end up sprawled on the grass for some impromptu stargazing
. I'm into alternative
lifestyles, namely of a sexual bent, so anyone looking for instant
monogamy should pass me by. I'm looking for a friend I can get
naked with comfortably (both as a nudist and a lover) without
sacrificing respect, and I don't settle. I also don't judge, which
means feel free to chat me up. I'll speak to anyone who doesn't
type in all capitals, hah.
I am accepting, outgoing, and dorky
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bartending. I work at two bars, and I'm pretty confident that I
just scored a third position at a restaurant. Rent is effin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything I try. No, I'm kidding. That's kind of an obnoxious
statement, eh? I'm good at listening, and helping people see things
from another perspective. I'm also good at bringing people
together, though not romantically. I have a green thumb, and pets
and kids of all types seem to adore me, so I suppose that's
something I'm good at. I think I might be selling myself short
here, but I'm drawing blanks so...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I'm sickeningly friendly. And sweet. Then the tattoos and
get noticed, and confusion abounds. Also that I am
very comfortable in my skin, and open to talking about any number
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book -- The Jester by James Patterson
Movie -- City of God
Music -- The Mars Volta, or At the Drive - In. I'm also a huge
Zepplin fan, and anything classic rock. Can get down with club
music, and some rap, but not that gangster crap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs. My bed. Milk. Books. Chocolate. The last one is illegal,
so I'll not incriminate myself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Also karma, and my relationships with the people in my life.
Silly things - like what if boobs grew inward, instead of outward?
and how the differences in genitalia between men and women are
pretty much symbols for the differences between men and women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having crowd of friends over for a relaxing round of drinking games
and silliness. Some times we play The Vagina Game, but always there
is a plethora of laughing and smiles. As long as that last part is
there, I don't particularly care what else goes on. PS - The Vagina
Game is totally non-sexual, so don't get too excited.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hm. I'm secretly very insecure about my body (says the woman.
Surprise, surprise.) and how people perceive me, but I decided that
if I act like I'm the ish, then ninety nine percent of the time,
everyone agrees. I also have a terrible complex about men dating me
to get at my hot sister or best friend. Honestly guys, just talk to
them yourselves. Also, I want to kill people who are racist or
prejudiced ,or make judgments on things they have never experienced
firsthand. Lucky for them I'm too sweet. :x
You should message me if
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You have the slightest urge or thought anything I've said is
amusing. Have to add this in here, now that I see the type of
responses I'm getting: DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you think I'm going to
meet up to screw you, or cyber to relieve your "aching hard on". I
like casual sex in the sense that I do it to enjoy my body, and
don't expect a relationship out of a fun night. Not in the sense
that I meet up with strangers. I have no interest in screwing you
if I don't know you. Knowing you does not consist of a few internet
conversations and one face to face meeting. I guess what I'm saying
is if sex is the main reason you're on here, leave me alone. :D
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