me: i'm jessie. i have a mouth like a sailor. i've been a vegetarian for eight years. i read six books at once. i am afraid of the dark, people with freakishly long hair and have a phobia of heights. my vices are caffeine, gin and mindless reality tv shows. i sleep with my bedroom window open no matter the temperature and i steal all the sheets. i am a fantastic judge of character. i do my best thinking on long bus rides. i'm tough as nails. i'm a night owl. i really like folding laundry and the taste of pepto bismol. when i'm nervous or stuck in an awkward situation, i bit my lip or tap my fingers. i'm usually pretty low-maintenance, but i like to get all dolled up every now and then. i drink 8 glasses of water a day. nothing makes me happier than clean sheets, high-fives and organic apples. my underwear always matches my tshirt. i'm a feminist. i dance to one song every morning.

what i look for in a dude: you'll have to make me laugh, you like to rate things on a scale of 1 to 10, you won't eat chicken wings or ribs in front of me (i can handle the rest), you can grow a gnarly beard, you love giving and getting high fives, you won't tell me i swear too much.

two majors at carleton university - law and human rights.
working at a music store.
promo work for a canadian record label.

remembering random legal/music facts.
cooking/baking up a storm.
doing bjork impressions.
being late.
making my pals laugh.

messy hair, glasses or playing really dramatic air drums.

books: anything and everything by kurt vonnegut jr.

movies: one week, into the wild, shawn of the dead, superbad, milk, hard candy, american history x, half nelson, sharkwater, buffalo soldiers, the departed, american hardcore, philadelphia, battle in seattle, requiem for a dream, le déclin de l'empire américain, the hours, annie hall, the 11th hour. (i'll watch anything with zombies or tom hanks in it.)

music: attack in black, hey rosetta! and joel plaskett. http://www.last.fm/user/jessiesailor/library

food: veggie burgers, swiss cheese, apples and black coffee.

(1) best pals.
(2) music.
(3) toothbrush/toothpaste.
(4) eyeliner.
(5) cell phone.
(6) caffeine.

all the time i'm wasting/wasted/will waste.

watching movies on my best pal's couch. sitting in a pub. at a show. never the same thing two weeks in a row.

i have some seriously badass scars.

my figurative balls are bigger than your literal balls.

actually reasons why you shouldn't message me:
- you have a goatee (they just freak me out). please just man up and grow a real beard.
- you would refer to me as babe, honey, sweetie, or hot tits.
- you think that i need to hear why you think vegetarianism is silly.
- your profile picture is of you with a car, drunk girls or shirtless.
- you think your tribal style tattoo makes you look awesome.
- you're married or in a relationship. move along.