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  • Ages 28-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 6:59pm
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Average build
Space camp
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

I like napping. But you'd be foolish to assume that's all I do. It's one of the many skills I've mastered aside from making a quality veg stock, applying the most cliche filters in Photoshop in a "innovative" manner and discovering that the sex goat herbal remedy that they sell at the Weston Flea is so not worth it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Award winning interactive drug pusher by day, successful Internet witch doctor by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I talk backwards
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: xfiles twin peaks golden girls the real housewives franchises( New Jersey and Beverly Hills) futurama Wendy Williams after show Roseanne the Avenue. Kids in the Hall (specifically the sex workers sketch and even more specifically the French Canadian sex

Movies: the hand that licks the cradle
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vulture's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps
Interactions with humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not sound too sarcastic while filling out online dating profiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Herding cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think I love every store in the dufferin mall for their own unique reasons.
You should message me if
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You can understand people who talk backwards