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_lolcatlolcat

23 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Mount Holly, New Jersey

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Asian, White, Other
Height
6' 3" (1.90m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am Sleepy, Skeepy, and Sleepy.

My Self-Summary

I'll totally write this later. I'm sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy

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What I’m doing with my life

Being cute
Driving a seduction mobile

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I’m really good at

Being a fun and lovable person for Mae.
Making Mae happy.

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The first things people usually notice about me

That Mae is attached to my arm.

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Food: MAE'S SANDWHICHES, nutella

Movies: Any terribly gay movie that appears on HBO because I'm too lazy to grab the remote.

Music: The horn song, bring it back, sexy bitch

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The six things I could never do without

PCP
Wieners
Mae

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I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to make my hair look like Zach Braff's.
How I could possibly make myself any gayer.

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On a typical Friday night I am

Being lazy with Mae
Playing Snoopy's Magic Chamber

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Mae puts it in my butt

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