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_mikey_722
30 / M / straight / Single
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- $50,000–$60,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am carbon-based, nutritious, and have all of my hair.
My Self-Summary
I love music, sarcasm, interesting conversation, documentaries, my
peeps, video games like Rock Band, Steelers† and Penguins†.
† A note on these - I am not a fanatic, but I do enjoy watching them with others, and would never force you to go.
The script for "Napolean Dynamite" was stolen from my childhood (legal case pending). YES, there was a liger, I'm sick of these wild accusations.
I believe people shouldn't lie to others, or to themselves.
I think one of the most important things in life is laughter. I feel very sad when I see some one who looks like they are not familiar with laughter. I then usually try to remedy the situation by placing a tack on their seat before they sit down. This act usually counts toward my current 104 counts of misdemeanor assault (a record in Allegheny County), as well as 4 broken jaws, 26 broken ribs, and a scar on my left butt-cheek the shape of a library check-out stamp (don't ask).
† A note on these - I am not a fanatic, but I do enjoy watching them with others, and would never force you to go.
The script for "Napolean Dynamite" was stolen from my childhood (legal case pending). YES, there was a liger, I'm sick of these wild accusations.
I believe people shouldn't lie to others, or to themselves.
I think one of the most important things in life is laughter. I feel very sad when I see some one who looks like they are not familiar with laughter. I then usually try to remedy the situation by placing a tack on their seat before they sit down. This act usually counts toward my current 104 counts of misdemeanor assault (a record in Allegheny County), as well as 4 broken jaws, 26 broken ribs, and a scar on my left butt-cheek the shape of a library check-out stamp (don't ask).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a software engineer for a fortune 500 company based in
Pittsburgh. I live by myself in Squirrel Hill and have my own car
(I like to be up front about this type of thing;)
I’m really good at
making you laugh when you need it, and when you don't
making boring things fun
fixing and assembling stuff (furniture, death rays, etc.)
intelligent conversation
protecting lovely ladies from zombies (a more important skill than you realize).
making boring things fun
fixing and assembling stuff (furniture, death rays, etc.)
intelligent conversation
protecting lovely ladies from zombies (a more important skill than you realize).
The first things people usually notice about me
...is that there are multiple things that they notice about
me:
My lack of demon wings, angel wings, or wings of any kind
The fact that I am not a robot
The fact that I consist of physical matter
That I am not threatened by puppets that aren't of a religious nature
That I have nice eyelashes
My lack of demon wings, angel wings, or wings of any kind
The fact that I am not a robot
The fact that I consist of physical matter
That I am not threatened by puppets that aren't of a religious nature
That I have nice eyelashes
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love music. Some of my favorites are Radiohead, Spoon, The Rapture, The Moving Units, TV on the Radio,
and The
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
For movies, I loved Fight Club, Children of Men, Dogma, Lord of the Rings, Serenity, and Dark Knight. I typically stay very very far away from romantic comedies and blockbusters (I've been burned one too many times, it takes more than explosions and cool special effects to get me to see those movies these days).
For TV, I like The Wire, Firefly, The Simpsons, The Venture Brothers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel (Yeah, I admit it).
For cuisine, I LLLOOOOOVVVVEEEE Thai curry. I also like Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Mediterranean, Mexican, and Italian.
For movies, I loved Fight Club, Children of Men, Dogma, Lord of the Rings, Serenity, and Dark Knight. I typically stay very very far away from romantic comedies and blockbusters (I've been burned one too many times, it takes more than explosions and cool special effects to get me to see those movies these days).
For TV, I like The Wire, Firefly, The Simpsons, The Venture Brothers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel (Yeah, I admit it).
For cuisine, I LLLOOOOOVVVVEEEE Thai curry. I also like Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Mediterranean, Mexican, and Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Music, spices, other people, information, microwave popcorn, and a
good bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where the f*ck is my flying car? I mean really, its almost
2010!
I mean REALLY!!!!
I mean REALLY!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with my friends or recovering from my week on the couch.
This may or may not be in a parallel universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'll turn it over to my friend, Tyler Durden:
"You've met me at a very interesting time in my life"
"You've met me at a very interesting time in my life"
You should message me if
You want a relationship that will be good for the both of us even
if it doesn't work out in the long run.
You think gay people should be able to marry.
You are not a member of Scientology.
You have an endo-skeleton.
You live within a movie-length's drive from downtown Pittsburgh, no long-distance relationships, please.
You have the capacity to enjoy simple pleasures.
You like desert. Or deserts.
If you only watch soap operas to laugh at how ridiculous they are, and only when no other form of entertainment is available.
You have a sensible car (it must fit into a garage).
You can turn an awkward silence into a joke.
You can date a man who is 5-7
You think gay people should be able to marry.
You are not a member of Scientology.
You have an endo-skeleton.
You live within a movie-length's drive from downtown Pittsburgh, no long-distance relationships, please.
You have the capacity to enjoy simple pleasures.
You like desert. Or deserts.
If you only watch soap operas to laugh at how ridiculous they are, and only when no other form of entertainment is available.
You have a sensible car (it must fit into a garage).
You can turn an awkward silence into a joke.
You can date a man who is 5-7
