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_mjolner_

34 Kent, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–39
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:54pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm visiting my family here in WA for a month. Trying to decide whether I want to move back. I live in South America (long story), but I have this itch that keeps telling me to come home. Easier said than done. So here I am checking things out. Find a job. Find a place. Figure stuff out. I have a very comfortable life here in Chile. But its not home.

I'm a renegade biochemist who teaches science to children... my major hobbies are games (rpgs and board games, dont dig game consoles much tho), music (metal & rock, i also play the violin, though i haven't done it seriously for quite a while), traveling when i can, cooking (or as i call it... playing "top chef") and reading... i love nature in general... thinking and creating, or hanging out with my pals and family. i enjoy life and try to make the best of it.

im 50% american, 50% chilean. yes, i have both citizenships. if you ask me which culture identifies me better there are 2 answers: on a good day ill say "both! im a world citizen", on a bad day ill answer "i dont belong in either place". but all in all, the US is my childhood and my mother, whereas chile is my adulthood and my father. so i guess, the best answer is a "unique blend of the finest of two nations"... yeah right :)

I'm a very loyal and honest person. Values such as honesty, friendship, trust and loyalty are very important to me. I'm a pretty social person, but at the same time have very few people close to me...

i have learned over the years to come to peace with myself and the world. though i have my beliefs, i will not fight for ideals if it involves living in conflict. i find it much more healthy to find a way to live happily in the world, rather than to spend your whole life trying to change it. if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. and if life gives you shit... get rich in the biofuel industry!

I am intelligent, crazy, and sincere
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to be a scientist until i realized we dont do anything useful.. its true... were not going to save the world, we can understand how gene expression in one model organism might change under controlled and ideal conditions.... and then think we are semi gods for publishing it in the journal of very specific stuff.... no thank you. so i quit my phd, packed up my micropipettes, filed the papers i published in fancy sounding scientific journals and swallowed my ego. best choice ever.

i think my major contribution to society is when i teach science. i really try to get kids to THINK for themselves, to draw conclusions and basically to learn to love and appreciate the hows and whys of the world around us. to stimulate people to think and wonder. i currently work at a school and try to dazzle the kids with experiments and everyday applications of science. motivate the new generations to appreciate the love and quest for knowledge. thats worth more, i think.

i also have a 4 year old daughter and a little baby boy, who are the light of my life. they have given me the strength to take these decisions and make myself as happy as possible. I have been blessed with a beautiful family.

I have lived most of my life in Chile. Family stuff. I am thinking about moving back for good to the US... Scary but exciting! Iv'e always wanted to, but it's not easy when one has been away so long. So honestly, I could very well go back to science if I found the right job. Or any job for that matter!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, music, teaching, thinking, solving problems, optimizing, cooking-baking-confectioning, role playing games, rolling high on a d20, painting, twisted humor, creating, doing things with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
eyes, weirdness, sarcastic & twisted sense of humor and sincerity. and my awesome binary watch... (how the h... can you read the time on that!!! XD). The fact that i dont drink at all... That really freaks people out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a) rice, huxley, orwell, lovecraft, kafka, hesse, hawking, kauffman, rowling, tolkien, martin, etc... tho i will read practically anything in english that falls into my hands

b) clockwork orange, the shining, naked lunch, kill bill, the wall, fight club, elephant man, magdeline sisters, heavenly creatures, dogma, etc... anything twisted and intelligent

c) the big bang theory, 24, breaking bad, doctor house, friends, game of thrones, the simpsons, etc. but im not really much of a tv person.... i kinda just zap around if im really bored

d) heavy, death, black & doom metal, classical music and opera, hopefully in german (at an opera house, of course!), 80's glam rock and pop, grunge, soundtracks...

e) almost anything, but my favorites are mediterranean (olive, cheese, basil, etc) and tropical (shrimp, coconut, mango, etc). No sugar tho, i have severe reactive hypoglicemia and therefore have to eat like a type 1 diabetic :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- something to keep my mind busy
- a computer with internet or an iphone
- my home & my kitchen
- my friends & family & cats
- trashy novels to pass the time
- artificial sweetener (damn you, dysfunctional pancreas!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
lots of wierd stuff hardly anybody else would understand... let's just say i think hundreds of strange things per second and have a hyperactive imagination.... which never makes a conversation dull!

its very hard for me to relax, in terms of "shutting off my brain", but the few times ive managed to stop thinking, my mind fills with sensations... like my senses somehow cross and materialize thoughts with no words... it sounds crazy, but its actually quite cool. and no, i am not describing a high here, just in case ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging with a few friends at someones house, playing RPGs or board games with other nerds like me, reading a novel, in front of my computer or alone spending value time with myself... i rarely go out to wild wild parties anymore, though once in a while its fun... sometimes i hang out a with a friend's band and try to sing metal... i guess i got tired of getting wasted every weekend in college, but that doesnt mean im boring! although i must admit, sleeping is always a good option!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im guessing people are expecting sex confessions in this slot, right? Lets just say ill try anything at least once (or more if i like it) and that ive had the privilege of very open SO's
But that really doesnt matter right? Im already taken. I just wrote this paragraph to comply. though the orientation categories kinda tick me off here... i never know if i should put "straight" or "bisexual"... i'm somewhere in between...

so here goes what really matters. im a perverted freak and i'm one hell of a nerd too. I`m also a loner who suffers social paranoia (years of being a nerdy kid) even though at the same time i'm a very active person, who actually has pretty good leadership skills. My self esteem is average but i would never let that show! I am an expert at putting on a performance... Hence, few people really know me well. which is fine cuz i tend to freak out among acquaintances in large groups anyway. So yeah... I have issues just like everybody else.

As i said, i`m a kind of a wierdo, but at the same time, a very very good person and i dont have severe psychotic disorders, so no need to worry. i'll never hurt somebody who hasn't done anything to me... i hope. at least not on purpose...

i think im pretty, but to be honest, im a geeky chick, so i am more tomboyish than the classic elegant/makeup woman. i can look nice and classy when i want to, but i kinda prefer daily life comfortable and natural. a shower, deodorant and a comb through my hair is enough. I love nerdy tshirts instead of blouses with cleavage. someday i'll knock off the extra kilos motherhood damned me with... I just need some time!

i've masturbated reading "principles of biochemistry", i like dungeons and dragons, i have a wide range of costumes ranging from she-ra to ken (streetfighter) i can make the best funny brownies in santiago (even tho i wont eat them) and i love "incorrect" humor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you respect everything ive just said
the fact i have jerked off to a science book makes you curious or amused instead of horny
you are NOT looking for sex or relationships, just friendly hanging out!

ps... nerds and geeks have a +5 to CHAR rolls in my book (Eagle's Splendor)

pss: let me put things straight: why am i on a dating site then in the first place? i joined this place YEARS ago, when i was single and in college. i joined for the online tests, to be truthful. i never left because:
a) sometimes i get bored and its always nice to come back and take tests (especially on summer break)
b) over the years ive met two of my best friends online, why close doors?
i dont really need anyone new in my life right now, i have friends, family, etc. but im never closed to meeting new awsome people, but bear in mind! this is not why im here! as i said, ive met 2 cool friends in 8 years... not like this is my main social site ;)

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