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_mjolner_

34 Renton, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Married
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New to the seattle area... Well not 100% new. After 25 abroad, im finally back home! Hoping to meet people, friends and hang out. Obviously its been a long time so i really dont know anybody yet... Hoping to change that!
Straighforward: im married and i have 2 kids. Im not looking for a new partner or adventures. Im looking for friends, people i can connect with. Maybe a geeky dude or a special lady friend ;) No, i am not up for threesomes! No I am not looking to just get laid.

I'm a renegade biochemist who has followed many paths of science related careers. my major hobbies are games (rpgs and board games, dont dig game consoles much tho), music (metal & rock, i also played the violin, though i haven't done it seriously for quite a while), traveling when i can, cooking (or as i call it... playing "top chef") and reading... i love nature in general... thinking and creating, or hanging out with my pals and family. i enjoy life and try to make the best of it.

im 50% american, 50% chilean. yes, i have both citizenships. if you ask me which culture identifies me better there are 2 answers: on a good day ill say "both! im a world citizen", on a bad day ill answer "i dont belong in either place". but all in all, the US is my childhood and my mother, whereas chile is my adulthood and my father. so i guess, the best answer is a "unique blend of the finest of two nations"... yeah right :)

I'm a very loyal and honest person. Values such as honesty, friendship, trust and loyalty are very important to me. I'm a pretty social person, but at the same time have very few people close to me...

i have learned over the years to come to peace with myself and the world. though i have my beliefs, i will not fight for ideals if it involves living in conflict. i find it much more healthy to find a way to live happily in the world, rather than to spend your whole life trying to change it. if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. and if life gives you shit... get rich in the biofuel industry!

I am intelligent, crazy, and sincere
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to be a scientist until i realized we dont do anything useful.. its true... were not going to save the world, we can understand how gene expression in one model organism might change under controlled and ideal conditions.... and then think we are semi gods for publishing it in the journal of very specific stuff.... no thank you. so i quit my phd, packed up my micropipettes, filed the papers i published in fancy sounding scientific journals and swallowed my ego. best choice ever.

i then spent 6 years teaching science. Its gratifying to try to get kids to THINK for themselves, to draw conclusions and basically to learn to love and appreciate the hows and whys of the world around us. To stimulate people to think and wonder; motivate the new generations to appreciate the love and quest for knowledge. I left due to the whole political and social crap surrounding in Chile and the fact that its pretty underpaid and underrated.

Then I started an R+D and innovation consulting company. Sold out... Haha. Being a scientist is being an artist. Being a teacher is being a hero. Being a corporate drone is being secure and well off. Yeah I sold out. But in all these years Ive just been going at science from different angles: research, education and bureaucracy.

Currently, i am seeking what to do here. Open to options, as long as i have time for my kids. I prefer to be there for them than to be rich. Ill figure it out eventually. Ive never been unoccupied / jobless for very long :)

My kids and husband are obviously the most important aspect of my life. We used to live in Chile, but it was too small a tank for me. Theres only one big city there and its polluted as hell. Day by day I realize more and more that I don't like big cities. Here you can have nature and quiet life, while being close to civilization at the same time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, music, teaching, thinking, solving problems, optimizing, cooking-baking-confectioning, role playing games, rolling high on a d20, painting, twisted humor, creating, doing things with my hands and strategy games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
eyes, weirdness, sarcastic & twisted sense of humor and sincerity. and my awesome binary watch... (how the h... can you read the time on that!!! XD). The fact that i usually dont drink at all... That really freaks people out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) rice, huxley, orwell, lovecraft, kafka, hesse, hawking, kauffman, rowling, tolkien, martin, etc... tho i will read practically anything in english that falls into my hands

b) clockwork orange, the shining, naked lunch, kill bill, the wall, fight club, elephant man, magdeline sisters, heavenly creatures, dogma, etc... anything twisted and intelligent

c) the big bang theory, 24, breaking bad, doctor house, friends, game of thrones, vikings... Hail netflix

d) heavy, death, black & doom metal, classical music and opera, hopefully in german (at an opera house, of course!), 80's glam rock and pop, grunge, soundtracks...

e) almost anything, but my favorites are mediterranean (olive, cheese, basil, etc) and tropical (shrimp, coconut, mango, etc). No sugar tho, i have severe reactive hypoglicemia and therefore have to eat like a type 1 diabetic :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- something to keep my mind busy
- a computer with internet or an iphone
- my home & my kitchen
- my family
- book and games
- diet caffeinated soda
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
lots of wierd stuff hardly anybody else would understand... let's just say i think hundreds of strange things per second and have a hyperactive imagination.... which never makes a conversation dull!

its very hard for me to relax, in terms of "shutting off my brain", but the few times ive managed to stop thinking, my mind fills with sensations... like my senses somehow cross and materialize thoughts with no words... it sounds crazy, but its actually quite cool. and no, i am not describing a high here, just in case ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging with a few friends at someones house, playing RPGs or board games with other nerds like me, reading a novel, in front of my computer or alone spending value time with myself... i rarely go out to wild wild parties or clubs anymore, though once in a while its fun... sometimes i go to karaoke or gaming bars tho! although i must admit, sleeping and netflix is always a good option!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im a geek, a nerd and a perverted freak too. Ive masturbated reading "principles of biochemistry", i like dungeons and dragons, i have a wide range of costumes ranging from she-ra to ken (streetfighter) i can make the best funny brownies in santiago (even tho i wont eat them) and i love "incorrect" humor.

even though i am married to a guy, who i love very much, i highly doubt i will ever be attracted to another man. Women are too pretty. If for ever reason he is gone from my life, men are over.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you respect everything ive just said
- the fact i have jerked off to a science book makes you curious or amused instead of horny
- you don't mind that i have kids and dont want more.
- you are a geeky nice dude
- if you are a girl and are looking for a special friend
- people who think in the box bore you
- you wont try to force me to go out to dance clubs and acknowledge reggaeton is the incarnation of evil
- you wanna play a board game
- or any other reason you can think of

ps... nerds and geeks have a +5 to CHAR rolls in my book (Eagle's Splendor)

Question: why do people here check the "looking for new friends" option when thats not actually true? If that indeed is one of your options, why close the door inmediately when sex or dating is not on the table?