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_narwhal_

35 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:35pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Irish (Okay), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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**update** totally dating the most amazing girl on the planet. if anyone needs me, i'll be twitterpated for a very long time - i hope!

i <3 unicorns! i am a unicorn! i am Narwhal! the unicorn of the sea...
some might say jedi of the sea, but that's from a song.

bringing it back:

i am wild, witty & instigating

also, your mom says hi...*

*purely for the grammar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
climbing the spire, where we can see everything
laid out below
in lines which fade off, disappearing into perspective
distance. feeling wind whipping across exposed
skin and chills which travel restlessly down
piebald spines.
missions in space, a common, reoccurring theme.
the crack! of lightning over
far-off horizons
stunning in its infancy, daunting as the storm changes
direction and blows all that energy towards
one gigantic, divining
tower.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
losing clothing.

i also can concoct a mighty tasty beverage...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my interesting style, or my BCB suit, or that occasionally i speak only in whale...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorites...? so difficult to choose...

i <3 reading and love anything from sci-fi to the old classics...
authors - LE Modesitt, Neal Stephenson, Chuck, Roethke, Neruda, & of course, Stephen King...

movies: Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 300, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, and several others of the 300 or so on my external hard drive...

shows? you mean like Chicago or Rent? or TV (don't own) but i fucking love Archer!

food: quinoa, eggs, avocados and mayo (it's a food to me!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
snow
sex
skiing
green tea
interwebs
sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
is it too big, is it too small??? sex, all you kids think about these days...

OKC or this…

also, why does okc say: "send them a nice message."? do so many people send not nice messages that they have to specify? and what designates a "nice" message? one man's garbage is another man's recycling and all that...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making out with hot girls/boys...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i prance (yes, prance) around the house wearing nothing buy my cape... sometimes i even answer the door that way...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your mom is hot.
you can keep up.
you know the difference between 'who' and 'whom' and how to use them correctly in a sentence.
you, until very recently, said 'Nih'
you are an 11 on the scale of awesomeness!
your vocabulary is exemplary...

you <3 ellipses as much a i do.

also, if you're crazy, like certifiably so... we seem to get along well.

also, also, if you want to go to the nude beach

also, also, also, you must like Archer; this is non-negotiable...

also, also, also, also, NSPP