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_narwhal_

33 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:30pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Irish (Okay), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
i <3 unicorns! i am a unicorn! i am Narwhal! the unicorn of the sea...
some might say jedi of the sea, but that's from a song.

i guess that was as good a beginning as any. so my ridiculously hot girlfriend Blaaanch and i are on here for fun, excitement, games and meeting up with other super cool, hot people like ourselves...
we're probably the most awesomest people you've met in a while, most ridiculous as well.
we're not looking for a 'poly' relationship, a 'third' or a one-night stand... we want to hang out with amazeballs people and if things get hot, then so be it...

bringing it back:

i am wild, witty & instigating

holy shit... reading that after writing it a while ago, that sounds really, um, arrogant... it's not meant to be, we're just pretty forward people...

also, your mom says hi...*

*purely for the grammar.
What I’m doing with my life
climbing the spire, where we can see everything
laid out below
in lines which fade off, disappearing into perspective
distance. feeling wind whipping across exposed
skin and chills which travel restlessly down
piebald spines.
missions in space, a common, reoccurring theme.
the crack! of lightning over
far-off horizons
stunning in its infancy, daunting as the storm changes
direction and blows all that energy towards
one gigantic, divining
tower.
I’m really good at
sex, or so Blaaanch tells me...

i also can concoct a mighty tasty beverage...
The first things people usually notice about me
my interesting style, or my BCB suit, or that occasionally i speak only in whale...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favorites...? so difficult to choose...

i <3 reading and love anything from sci-fi to the old classics...
authors - LE Modesitt, Neal Stephenson, Chuck, Roethke, Neruda, & of course, Stephen King...

movies: Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 300, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, and several others of the 300 or so on my external hard drive...

shows? you mean like Chicago or Rent? or TV (don't own) but i fucking love Archer!

food: quinoa, eggs, avocados and mayo (it's a food to me!)
The six things I could never do without
snow
sex
Blaaanch
green tea
interwebs
sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
is it too big, is it too small??? sex, all you kids think about these days...

OKC or this…

also, why does okc say: "send them a nice message."? do so many people send not nice messages that they have to specify? and what designates a "nice" message? one man's garbage is another man's recycling and all that...
On a typical Friday night I am
making out with hot girls/boys...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i prance (yes, prance) around the house wearing nothing buy my cape... sometimes i even answer the door that way...
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
your mom is hot.
you can keep up.
you know the difference between 'who' and 'whom' and how to use them correctly in a sentence.
you, until very recently, said 'Nih'
you are an 11 on the scale of awesomeness!
your vocabulary is exemplary...

you <3 ellipses as much a i do.

also, if you're crazy, like certifiably so... we seem to get along well.

also, also, if you want to go to the nude beach with us...

also, also, also, you must like Archer; this is non-negotiable...

also, also, also, also, NSPP